But pretty damned great so far!
Here fishy-fishy. . .
Sooooo, I'm Jen & I hate talking about myself. But here goes; I'm decently great, borderline amazing & ride-or-die (for those of you in the "know"). I love yoga & have recently delved into the world of meditation. I try to eat healthy but believe everything in moderation. Especially moderation ;)
Why am I here? . . . Drumroll please. . .
Now auditioning for the role of;
Or, more realistically; Prince Please-don't-be-a-D-bag ;)
Applicants should be honest, kind, intelligent, witty, creative, sensitive, humble, and driven. If you've got soul, heart & depth then I want to hear from you.
So send me a message, why dontcha?
Want me to answer? Make sure your message is grammatically correct, compelling, or at least poly-syllabic. Thanks.
PRO TIP; if your profile includes a shirt-less pic, and you're not at the beach, you don't have to also add "working out" as one of your interests. We get it.
P.S. Yes, I really am a Princess. Yes, I make my living dressing up in costume and singing/dancing/playing with little kids. Yes, I have a lot of amazing/funny/unbelievable stories. No, I don't want to email with you to tell you all about it, so please don't ask. (Because that's also a dead-giveaway you didn't read my profile. Ya dig?)
POF thinks you wanna know what kind of music I like- I'm pretty eclectic, but early 90's gangsta rap is my sh!t. I used to work at a karaoke bar & there's still a small following who refer to me as "Jenilla Ice" since I usually rap whilst on the mic. I also like folk-y type music. And rock, reggae, new hip-hop, pop, 80's and a lil' country too. . .
Love going to concerts & comedy shows & movies. Spending time with my friends & fam especially my sweet niece & nephew. Being outdoors, especially near water. Don't really like the bar scene, but will go out for an occasion. I named my cat DangerMouse, after the DJ, not the cartoon character. I don't have pierced ears or like the color pink. I speak sarcasm, fluently. I practice yoga at least 5 days a week. I'm a hippie, but I eat meat & shower often. What can I say, I'm kind of a weirdo in the best. Possible. Way.