Off the top of my head, I consider myself to be. . .
Visually presentable, hygienically responsible, physically approachable, mildly unemotional, mentally contendible, aggressively grammatical, musically excitable, spontaneously robotical, passionately artistical, financially eccentrical, adamantly unegotistical, pathetically empathical, overwhelmingly hospitable, cautiously optimistical, hopefully unforgettable, presently available, mildly attainable
No,no,no,no,no,no, oh heeeell no ! , no,no,no, oh dear God no, no,no,no,mmmaybe,no,no,no, oh yeah! , no,no,no, mmmaybe, yeah, no,no,no
-yeah. . . that's my impersonation of every one of us when we're looking at possible matches on this site hahahaha! How much cooler would it be if there was a sexy button? Just tap that and only sexy people show up. Hahaha! But no, gotta be all PC and shiii. Oh and there'd only be the same 5 people week after week lol
It cracks me up when women are all like 'trying this again, or one more time'. Lol. The first thing on a new guys mind shouldn't be the last guy you were with. Besides, you really wanna advertise . . . that ???
It also cracks me up when women are obviously trying to attract a manly man by over stressing the point that they love camping, fishing, hiking, football etc. lol. My guess is that these women have encountered some not-so-manly men recently. Not that men don't like all that stuff, but it's SOOO much more important to a man that a woman is smart, funny, feminine, beautiful, graceful, soft, caring, playful, sexy, and above all LOYAL. . . . . . Trust me. . . And. . . You didn't hear this from me, but if you really wanna quadruple the amount of messages you get, all you gotta do is use the magic words "open minded". . Lol.
Don't post pictures of your kids. What's the matter with you? Do you know how many Ed weirdos are out there?
P.s. People who wear beanies when its a hundred degrees outside ARE officially morons.
P.s.s. It's else. Not elts. Got that?? Ok then
Is it wrong that I like my profile the best? Oh shut up
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
That's what you get for clicking all over my face like that you dirty girl