So, whats a site like you doin on a girl like this?
If you didn't laugh at the boner donor thing. . . It's just not gonna work out hahaha
So I heard they're looking for a new name for this site. I suggest plenty of bi-polar nut jobs
I hate talking about myself. . At least I would if I wasnt so awesome lol
I totally suck at messaging back. If you do too, that's cool lol
The secret to a healthy sex life is a bouncy mattress. I mean that ones kinda self explanatory right? Theres a thin line between common sense and genius here folks.
The more beautiful they are, the more they wanna play games. I don't play like that so it's either hold on or move on. I have absolutely no problem moving on. (Trust me that's a good thing) I wish that someone would give me a reason to want to hold on.
If i view your profile slightly often, Im probably attracted to you. . . I dont send many contact messages these days. Cause most women gotta just dump mass amounts of notifications every day, and i have no doubt mine would just end up with the rest
It cracks me up when women are all like "round two!" Or "trying this again". . The first thing on a new guys mind shouldnt be the last guy you were with. . Again , common sense. . .besides. . you . . really wanna advertise . . . . THAT???
Oh and don't post pictures of your kids. What's the matter with you?? Do you know how many ed weirdos are on this site?
People are asking me to help them with thier profile. Lol. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or embarrassed lmfao. But I do know one thing. . POF should pay me for this shiiii. .
Ps. People with no eyebrows freak me out
Pss. It's else. Not elts. Got that?? Ok then
Is it wrong that I like my profile the best? Oh shut up
Don't look at me with that tone of voice
That's what you get for clicking all over my face like that you dirty girl