metalbrain: I think I'm just too busy for this
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Albucrazy, New Mexico
37 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Virgo
metalbrain is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Boner donor

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Off the top of my head, I consider myself to be. . .
Visually presentable, hygienically responsible, physically approachable, mildly unemotional, mentally contendible, aggressively grammatical, musically excitable, spontaneously robotical, passionately artistical, financially eccentrical, adamantly unegotistical, pathetically empathical, overwhelmingly hospitable, cautiously optimistical, hopefully unforgettable, presently available, mildly attainable

No,no,no,no,no,no, oh heeeell no ! , no,no,no, oh dear God no, no,no,no,mmmaybe,no,no,no, oh yeah! , no,no,no, mmmaybe, yeah, no,no,no
-yeah. . . that's my impersonation of every one of us when we're looking at possible matches on this site hahahaha! How much cooler would it be if there was a sexy button? Just tap that and only sexy people show up. Hahaha! But no, gotta be all PC and shiii. Oh and there'd only be the same 5 people week after week lol

It cracks me up when women are all like 'trying this again, or one more time'. Lol. The first thing on a new guys mind shouldn't be the last guy you were with. Besides, you really wanna advertise . . . that ???

It also cracks me up when women are obviously trying to attract a manly man by over stressing the point that they love camping, fishing, hiking, football etc. lol. My guess is that these women have encountered some not-so-manly men recently. Not that men don't like all that stuff, but it's SOOO much more important to a man that a woman is smart, funny, feminine, beautiful, graceful, soft, caring, playful, sexy, and above all LOYAL. . . . . . Trust me. . . And. . . You didn't hear this from me, but if you really wanna quadruple the amount of messages you get, all you gotta do is use the magic words "open minded". . Lol.

Don't post pictures of your kids. What's the matter with you? Do you know how many Ed weirdos are out there?

P.s. People who wear beanies when its a hundred degrees outside ARE officially morons.

P.s.s. It's else. Not elts. Got that?? Ok then

Is it wrong that I like my profile the best? Oh shut up

Don't look at me with that tone of voice

That's what you get for clicking all over my face like that you dirty girl

First Date
For more rediculous sarcasm and extremely mild yet somehow addicting verbal abuse and other charmingly witty banter, say hi. I'll have you laughing so hard you'll have to take the rest of the day off cause you peed yourself. So, go pee now, then send me a message

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