im actually goin LIVE with my profile from here on out. that means it will change based on my mood and experiences during the day. most of the stuff will be the same but there will be little things all the time so keep yourself posted lol. like LIVE TV but there is no dvr for this. im pretty wild and im funny as sh*tso ill always have you laughing. A SENSE OF HUMOR IS KEY. i love to party. i like to be the life of the party but if i have someone that makes me want to stay in, then its all good. In other words.... IM AWESOME! At the same time, im a really nice guy at heart. just lookin for a cool ass chick to hang out with. im like a geek/crunk man hybrid, so im like into geeky stuff like comics and video games at the same time i can shut down a club if i have to. i can dance my ass off son! Another way to describe it is take all the guys from the big bang theory and fuse them with lil jon and dave chapelle and thats me lol. As far as music, i like everything except for country. my playlist is a mixed bag. one song may be three 6 mafia, the next korn, and next a katie perry song or LMFAO. i also wish that i had my own theme music and pyrotechnics while im walking and when im stepping into a room or building. ive been to concerts and crowd surfed and everything. i think i was the only black guy doing it too lol. I love zombies, ninjas, and midgets. i used to love vamps but twilight and pop culture ruined everything lol. im an xbox man so i love halo lol. somestimes i think im a sith lord. BEERCULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant forget a shout out to them FALCONS, HAWKS, MANCHESTER UNITED, REAL MADRID and the MICHIGAN WOLVERINES!!! that pretty much sums it up. EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN' 'my sign is sagittarius, im into spanish cheese, my hair line is receding but im gettin a weeeeave (GETTIN A WEEEEEEEAVE) WHO WANTS SOME RONALD TONIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO. AND WHY DOES EVERYONE STAY IN SUMMERVILLE!? I DONT STAY IN SUMMERVILLE! STOP IT RANDOM DISTANCE FINDER!
serious stuff: (i guess)
DRAMA FREE!!! damn that sounded like an advertisement or coupon lol
I'm not mr. right im not mr. wrong..... im mr. crunk.
I dont cheat or lie (not in my character. guilt is a very powerful thing lol)
i dont want to be the one that always have to contact you, if i dont get the contact then i assume you dont care and i will do me
I realized ive become a cuddle bug lol
i can be serious if i have to. did you just see that?
I know they say nice guys finish last. not if you cut across the course lol
I'm great with kids.
I LOVE spaghetti. you make good spaghetti, you're 65% in lol
I love game of thrones, spartacus, true blood, the big bang theory, its always sunny, how i met your mother, eastbound & down, anime, cnn, msnbc, history channel, tru tv, bio channel, animal planet, hln, and the science channel.
I'm a huge sports fan and i like to play football, basketball, soccer, bowling, putt putt, beach volleyball, tennis, corn hole, horse shoes, beer pong and i want to get into golf.
I was going to school for computer engineering.
I have a job and working on two and if i get it, it will end up being one job lol. but i will try my best to swing both.
I also got into fishing. have to work on my patience though lol
I would be an awesome boyfried because you would feel like the only girl in the world if you act right and this is true because i know you're thinking 'they say that all the time' if i did, i wouldnt be on here would i. and im pretty sure a million dudes got that bathroom pic of them showing some muscles lol.
PSA:it trips me out how on alot of profiles it says "if youre looking for sex, then keep it moving". now i dont do it because im respectful, but i know alot of guys on here are a-holes and****. but when you are on your profile with your boobies all out in your bra and panties and all that, what do you expect from them? lol. thats like me putting up a picture of me in a jiffy lube uniform on and saying "if youre here looking to get an oil change, then keep it moving because im the wrong one" lmao that is all.
BOOYA IM OUT!!! NINJA VANISH!!! (POOF)
pancake making lol, chilling and having a few drinks, drive by glitter bombing old people roflmao (im sorry that just seems hilarious), turtle jumping, midget chasing, movies, doing cartwheels down the street, doing jumping high fives in random places, eating ice cream by a fire, nice picnic on the beach at night with no lights and napkins and see who comes out cleaner lmao. also just added, i think i may take my date to the gun range because i have the urge to shoot a gun for some reason lol
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