mrs.buttahmakah: Gimme a beat, gimme a bassline...
About
Occasional smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Eureka, California
Details
48 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Blonde hair
Intent
mrs.buttahmakah Wants a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Humanist
Profession
Human Services







I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 5 years



About Michelle
I love live music, festivals and dancing-especially jamband/bluegrass/ electronica/house/dirty glitch-hop/electro-funk/Dave Matthews Band. I would like to meet someone who would actively participate in these activities. I'm not a very sporty chick, but I love to watch football and throw a Superbowl party! Upscale camping is fun too. More than anything, I care about family and nurturing relationships. Love is everything. I am in the process of re-inventing my life, as my kids are now grown and on their own. I would love to have someone to share with. I have no preference about race or religion. I don't have a "type" at all-I like 'em bigger, smaller, fatter, thinner, darker, lighter, etc... Just be a lover of life, smart, articulate and funny. Please have something to say...in real life and in your profile. It's hard to want to get to know someone if they have nothing to say. I know it takes time to get to know each other, but we should at least be LOOKING for the same thing. I'm definitely looking for a relationship, a true partnership, someone who wants to build and grow a life together. I'm very demonstrative, affectionate and sexual, but also sensual. It's all about the seduction. It's also about doing the nice little things daily that show love and gratitude, affection (I seriously have a ton of affection to unleash on somone special), tenderness, kindness, respect and pride...and being in each other's arms feels like home. . Thank you for taking the time to put some thought into how you want to present yourself and how you want to respond to me. Please be awesome...LOL!

*I am Loud

I am loud, demanding attention
I know when I am being charming
Because I try
I put on my impressing face and do my impressing hair
And speak my impressing words
I tell you my embarrassing drinking stories
And everything else about me that you probably shouldn’t know
I am not good at being quiet
Because that’s not who I am
I am not the sweet girl who will leave you with a smile and a touch and a glance
Or a single word
There is nothing of this fashion of romance about me
I am the girl who will point out your flaws, and take you outside to see the stars
And remind you how human you are, and what a wonderful thing that is
I am the girl who will talk about science, and music and theology and history
And point out constellations, laughing, when you don’t know the big dipper’s name
I am the girl who will make witty references to classic literature and science fiction
And will tell you stories of how I once made a gingerbread replica of a lighthouse
I am the girl who will stand on a table, and sing at the top of my lungs on the highway
And act like a chicken or quail or velociraptor, or nuzzle your face like a lion to make a point
I am the girl who takes too many shots and then coaxes you to bed on a Russian liver
And knows all the right places to bite, and tease, and follows with exceptionally coherent pillow-talk
I am not a thin silk scarf on the wind
I am not a thing hard to capture
You would not spend a perilous journey through a wild, perfumed jungle
Searching for my slender garments hung beside a pool, as I wail to the breeze
Rather, I am the bird who flies overhead
Making too much noise
Distracting from the trail ahead
A bird whose plumage proves what an interesting life it must be...
What a colorful life for me…
Perpetually strange
The lone comic relief.
I am many things
But I am not quiet
Of this I am sure

-Written by, Subconscious on Parade

First Date
Concert in the park, lunch, dinner,****ails or a hard cider, picnic, walk downtown and look at art, ride a ferris wheel, something that gives us a chance to talk, laugh, maybe cause a little mayhem, and get to know each other. Surprise me... Dazzle me...!