Oh geez, now I gotta write in complete sentences and use proper grammar. Okay me, describe me without overexagerating and making up stories about saving puppies from a burning building(really happened).
Me = Properly silly protagonist that enjoys painting and Iron Chef-ing it up!?!
Possibly the only way I can put myself in succinct terms. I like to randomly go out, take in the city, meet the locals, and possibly take home a souvenir shot glass or magnet. I'm up for trying most things, even sky diving(sort of got a phobia of falling), I like to go out with the buds every now and again, have some good chuckles, tell some funny stories and paint.
It's a nice time of year, hockey is going awesome (bandwagoning with the coyotes this year), basketball is alright this year, and the stupid sun is gonna start burning me at every chance it gets. I can usually be found at home painting, jamming out and doing something with a brush/pencil, seems to be one of those weird me things. If I'm not doing that, might be sleeping or cooking, more than likely cooking, I'm still convinced I can beat Bobby Flay(such a douche). Also I possibly watch way to much British television, I just think the accent is cool.
The lady I'd like to meet, (bring your resumes?) just a nice girl, happy in her job or job shes training for. Someone who can be honest with me, talk out problems with me, and go get ice cream later(sorry dairy allergy girls). Not terribly picky, just be able to laugh, have always said that the most beautiful thing about a woman has been her smile, can't resist them. Not that I won't give you a reason to laugh, I'm sort of a magnet for weird random things (nothing like a Mortal Kombat match with Chuck Norris, but things like "I spilled salt down my shirt"). Also my music taste = anything with energy. Slow, somber/fast, hardcore/ melodic, sweet/silly,weird/old school, sweet beats/ anything that is more than some dork making money off catchy one liners and one hits.
So I'm currently quitting of the cigarettes, am starting to notice how things have scents, my lung capacity is not equal to a 5yr olds, and how much I'm saving. So show some love for a guy who is bettering himself. I guess if you ladies want a nice, well spoken, honest bloke, then perchance I could be who you're looking for. Not into the whole games or dating 50 other girls at a time thing, just too much work and I want to relax with a buddy. It'd be nice to enjoy my day off and only have to think of one lady. So I guess that's my attempt to disarm all you anti-player/anti-drama girls, you can either believe it or not. It is sincere and if you pass on it, then good luck with those other guys that give dudes a bad name, peace.
Anything so long as I'm out of the house. A place we can play pool, or enjoy a drink (alcoholic or non alcoholic), maybe even at a park (dibs on the swing). And if you do want me to bring food, let me know, it'd give me an excuse to bake. Side note, I'm kinda studying up on my wine knowledge, so if you would like to help educate me and suggest a tasting for us to go to, I guess I'd be forced to go, buy you dinner, and talk all evening with you, drats.
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