IF YOU CAN'T SPELL OR USE VOCABULARY THAT SOMEWHAT RESEMBLES THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE...DON'T CONTACT ME!!!
IF YOUR PROFILE NAME IS SEXYLOVER, CHOCOLATEMANDINGO, CASHMONEY, OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT...DON'T CONTACT ME!!
IF YOU SEND COPY AND PAST RESPONSES POORLY DISGUISED AS PERSONAL RESPONSES....YOU GOT IT...DON'T CONTACT ME!!
IF YOUR FIRST EMAIL TO ME IS GOING TO BE COMPOSED OF PHRASES LIKE..."SAY MA,WHAT'S UP SEXY, HEY BEAUTIFUL, WHAT'S GOOD," OR ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES A DOG BARKING....DON'T CONTACT ME.
IF YOUR PROFILE HAS LESS THAN THREE SENTENCES AND/OR SAYS SOMETHING LIKE "NOT BIG ON WRITING ABOUT MYSELF, IF THERE'S SOMETHING YOU WANT TO KNOW JUST ASK"....YOU GUESSED IT....DON'T CONTACT ME!!
FOR THE 1% OF YOU THAT ARE LEFT...You made it this far....I may just be your kinda girl.
I'd a describe myself as a cross between a tomboy and a babydoll....no seriously. I like hanging with the boys...so much less drama. But I'm the kind of girl who likes looking and feeling like a woman. Don't let the angelic face fool you, I'm mischevious. Writing is my passion, being an executive assistant pays the bills.
I love experiencing new people over great food and great wine. My smiles come freely, I love to throw my head back and laugh loudly...alot. I love books, bulldogs, and people who aren't afraid to be themselves....spots and all.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date..hmmmm. You're on time. It's just one of those non negotiables. Flowers are optional, but please, oh please do not under any circumstances bring me something cheesy like roses. Sunflowers will earn you a smile and a hug. Where we go doesn't matter as long as you feed me good food and have something interesting to say. (If you have nothing interesting to say....well at least I can tell my girlfriends I got a good meal out of it.) Hold my hand, open doors, and don't try to tongue me down and you may just get a second chance to do this all over again.