I really hate filling these things out... but here goes. I like to make people laugh.. I guess? I don't smoke or do drugs, and only drink on a very rare occasion. I don't really care if anyone else smokes, I did it for 20 years so I understand why people do. Have I mentioned I hate filling these things out? I know a lot of people say that, but I really.. really mean it from the depths of my being. We'll just suffice to say that I'm beyond the capability of words and text to describe my glory, and that you will have to find your own path to the enlightenment of a description of me.
Also, if you decide to message me with 'hey ur cute' or something equally obnoxious, I will be forced to do something drastic like.... ignore you, which happens quite frequently. Sometimes makes me want to put up incredibly unflattering pictures of me posing as a real life frankenstein. Scarily enough, I don't think it would help.