About Me
I am looking for someone who makes me laugh...someone who is already doing something, or trying to do something, and is supportive of what i'm trying to do. Not looking for "Daddy" or to be "Wifey"...just want to find a funny, laid-back, smart guy with a little bit of swagger to hang out with when both our schedules permit. If it works out like that, i'll be more than happy to clear a bigger space on my schedule for you... :)
Will die without- MUSIC!, diet coke, laughing, texting, caffeine, caffeine...caffeine
Can live without- television, lying, men who are intimidated by strong women
Don't mind- men who work hard but haven't quite made it yet, comfortable silence
Here we go...the "I've been on here over a month and have seen the business side of 'crazy'" addendum...
- please have clothes on in the pix u send me...a loincloth...sumthng...just not the animal mask...that was creepy to the fullest
- my name is not shawty...or hottie...its Jennifer...which u may well have found out if u had asked it BEFORE asking how I feel about "friends with benefits" or if i like "____" (use ur imagination)
- I know this has been said a million times before, but have a female friend look ur pix over before posting them...she will tell u-"ur carpet in the background looks like u just moved corpses off of it...u can't post a pic in which u r wearing nothing but ur underwear in a public bathroom...u have to take ur sunglasses off in at least ONE of them, R. Kelly...u and the girl with the boob job isn't impressing ANYONE...she has a NAMETAG on and she just took ur drink order"...
- I dig black guys...that's my preference...u like blondes- that's cool, I aint mad atcha...that being said, I do not discriminate and will date any guy of any race who I feel a connection with, who is sexy and can make me laugh...let's be realistic for a minute...if u r 65 and can't even clearly make out my tattoos to be offended by them, do u think we r really a good match? And if ur young enough to think calling me "dude" is okay or r not even old enough to buy me a martini...no bueno...
- please do not msg me and blatantly ask for sex...I don't care what clever middle school innuendo u use, I am wholly NOT interested in being your appliance while u are "in town from Dallas for the week"...I do not care if you are "very focused on ur career and kids right now" so sex is really "all u have time for"...get to know yourself on a deeper level in the shower...I'm sure, in time, u will find yourself as irritating as the rest of us do...but until then, save urself the time and pseudo-effort...or hire a hot secretary...who is deaf...and blind...and has a predilection for megalomaniac narcissists who are long on self-centeredness and short on...swagger...look it up...its what u don't have...and that's why ur treating sex like a personal hygiene task...ugh...not sexy...get outta my inbox and get to steppin'...I mean that in the most loving supportive way...besos, bozo :)
- I'm diabetic...I need insulin...you're crazy...u need pills...I'm deficient in a hormone, you're deficient in sanity...its all good...we can dye ur straight jacket black and still get n2 the clubs downtown...I don't mind sum1 who thinks outside the box ...but here's what we won't b doing...we won't be in-boxing back n forth and when I say sumthng u don't like, u combine "crazy" with "temper" ...never that...that will not work out for u...I promise...u will find yourself BY yourself, talking to yourself...oh...my fault...u already do that... :)
...thanks for listening, guys... :)
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To all the white guys who have recently decided to flood my inbox with opinions, racist jokes, personal attacks, and outright name-calling based on me stating that I date black guys...
I am truly sorry. I am sorry that you have so much hate in your heart, that you would take the time to write a hateful, rage-filled message to a complete stranger. I am sorry. I am sorry that you believe me to be "ignorant", as technically I graduated at the top of my class at UCSD with highest honors. I am sorry. I am sorry that you, apparently, come from some strange land or planet where you have "never met a black man with a job"...in my field, every black man (or black woman, for that matter) is educated, articulate, professional, and hard-working...we work with abused children...we work with the courts...we clean up others' ignorant messes...and we do it WELL...it takes a strong spirit and a big heart to do what we do. I'm sorry. I am sorry that YOUR insecurity has led you to say the most childish, base, immature things about me and my choice of company...these are things that i KNOW you would never say to me face-to-face, because if I looked your way in the grocery store or downtown, you'd just put your head down and keep it moving. The bottom line is that I dont discriminate...I dont reject someone based on their skin color alone...but in the white world, I'm fat...in the black world, I'm a curvy hourglass with a whole lotta sand at the bottom. In a nutshell, I have ALWAYS had good experiences with black men- funny, strong, sexy, hard-working men who appreciate the HELL outta me...every single last one of them having a job. We can't help attraction...you like skinny redheads or short brunettes or shy blondes...I love the way black skin looks next to white...I think it's beautiful.
The last thing I am sorry for...I am sorry that you will never get to taste my cooking after a long day at work or see me look up into your eyes and laugh when you say something stupid or smell the scent of my hair on the pillow next to you. My shorts will never be crumpled up on the floor next to your bed. For this, YOU should feel sorry.
I'll keep your kids in my prayers.
j.
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First Date
It has to be dinner, italian or mexican because i'm trying to get up to my fighting weight...it has to be in a restaurant with a western exposure, as to best capture my eyes in the setting sun without exposing my delicate skin to harmful UV rays...the walls should be painted a neutral color, so that anything we wear matches...
(did i mention that i enjoy sarcasm?)...i don't know how to answer this question...it's really on a case-by-case basis...we'll figure it out when the time comes... :)
p.s. please don't live in a basement or drive a van
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