Ick. Ugh. Bleh! Flargon!
My name is Rachel Jean Vickers.
I do not have a nickname. :[ Y U NO GIVE ME ONE?
I have a tendency to be brash and inappropriate at times. In fact, I'm a shameless flirt with the gift of blarney. This is simply my way. I do, however - KNOW HOW TO ACT SERIOUS WHEN APPROPRIATE. Please don't mistake my crude nature as ignorance. Like everything in life, there is a time and place. I'm aware. I don't like taking life TO seriously because hell, this is what we have...now. Why waste what you're given on petty arguments and unnecessary drama? Appreciate it.
I love to party, but I'd rather read a book.
I love liquor, but I'd rather drink hot tea.
I needlepunch, I craft and I own a cat named "Hawk".
Essentially, I'd make a great grandmother in 1964. LOL
My favorite color is Plum. I can make you a sandwich, do the dishes, "get my ass back to the kitchen"...etc. Oh, I also enjoy tasteless humor. ;)
Love books. LOVE books. LOOOOOVE books. Always have.
Not just BOOKS but ALSO graphic novels & comic books.
Suggest some to me? If I haven't read it, I will.
I love to laugh. I love stand-up. I WILL make you laugh. Accept the inevitable.
I love dancing [poorly] to cheesy 80's & 90's music.
I love singing [screaming] in my car with the windows rolled down.
I'm sure that Kansas City appreciates my efforts.
I love all types of music. Seriously. ALL TYPES. Anything that can get me dancing poorly is best.
I love horror movies. In fact, I love CHEESY horror movies but like all things - adding cheese only makes it better. I love movies.
What I'm trying to say is that you should like me because I love a particular type of film. Yep.
A Few Favorite Movies (in order of importance):
Showgirls, American Psycho, The Little Mermaid, 300, Fried Green Tomatoes, Army of Darkness & Steel Magnolias.
A Few Favorite TV Shows (in order of DVR):
True Blood, Castle, Bones, The Office, Modern Family, American Dad, Parks & Rec., ATHF, Bob's Burgers & Intervention.
I'm a fat girl (shocking!) but I'm confident in myself. Just sayin'. Don't hate or Do, but then..you know..GTFO. I don't judge people solely based on looks. I realize that attraction is key to any relationship but I guess my brain just doesn't look at a person and go..."Hot.", "Ugly." or "Eh." I'm just not wired that way.
THAT BEING SAID : No. If you're asking me ON POF if I want to see your junk, I DON'T want to see your junk. I don't want to do anything to, around, or on your junk, yeah? Also, I have a strange attraction to men with beards or scruff on their face. Could it be my viking heritage? I'd chose "Eric the Red" over "Edward Scissorhands" any day.
Let's just talk.
You'll probably enjoy it.