Try telling your woman that the new dress she bought makes her look like she has a big a ss. Oh she'll be lovin you that night.
Oh and on a personal note, I like a woman with a big butt.
I was a highway man, along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his life blood on my blade
The ba stards hung me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still alive
So my last profile was doing me sh it so I thought I'd try something different.
Too many profiles on here say the same thing. I'm a great person. Love my friends and family. Love good conversation. Looking for that special someone. Well naturally you are. Haven't seen a profile yet that says " I'm looking for an a hole who'll treat me like sh it". This profile is going to be ..... a little different.
To start with, I'm the quiet, shy kind of person. Far, far from being a social butterfly. Not comfortable being around large groups of people. Makes riding a motorcycle a perfect activity for me lol.
Leave out the fiction
The fact is this friction
Will only be worn by persistence
Leave out conditions
Will drag the dream into existence
So what am I looking for? A friend, a lover, and a partner for life. I grow tired of being alone. It's been too long since I've known the pleasure of being with someone. Having a hand to hold while walking or driving. Cuddling in front of the TV or on the beach watching the sunset. Snuggling in bed while sleep fills our eyes. Waking each morning with someone beside me. Someone who fills my thoughts even when we're apart. Being alone is driving me nuts.
Where is the wonder where's the awe
Where are the sleepless nights I used to live for
Before the years take me
I wish to see
The lost in me
I don't like fat or skinny girls. I do however like a woman with meat on her bones. Don't get why guys like supermodels. Freakin toothpicks with their bones showing.Where's the sexiness in that?
Though I must admit my hollywood crush is Summer Glau. Go figure she's a skinny woman. But that crooked smile is just too much for me. I'd date her in an instant.
Don't care what hair colour you have either. Blonde brunet or redhead. Blue or green. Blue and green. And the fake red is really hot. Tats and piercings are cool too. Don't have any myself though. Would be into getting some tats but would rather spend my cash on my motorcycle.
You can fight
Without ever winning
But never ever win
Without a fight
My daughter and my bike are the two most important things in my life. Can't and won't live without either. I'd rather be single than spend less time with my girl. But for the right woman I will make the compromise, duh.
My bark is worse than my bite. And I like it that way. If you can't see past my image to the real me then I got no use for you. Makes finding someone harder but I won't change. Someone who's worthy of being with me will see past the rough exterior to the good person within.
Not into the bar scene. Never was or will be. Like drinking rum but can make a bottle last a whole year.
Don't do drugs. Never have and never will. You can do them if you want, but don't waste your time contacting me.
Motorcycles are my main passion in life. Would like to find someone who rides or at least likes to get on the back. A tom boy would also make a good match I think. Not into dressing up. Got a suit but but that's really only for funerals, mine too with my luck. I'd like to go natural. T shirt and jeans and my leather jacket.
Anyone still reading this? Be curious what you think. I think you've been given an honest review of who I am.Take it or leave it. Not going to sugar coat anything here.
It's not the monsters under your bed
It is the Man next door
That makes you fear, makes you cry
Makes you cry for the child
All the wars are fought amongst those lonely men
How bout Canada's Wonderland. Got a season pass for me and my little girl. Be nice to have someone to go on the grown up rides with. Been there like 50 times in my life. Been there with parents and friends. My older kids and now my youngest. But have always gone as a single person. Think it's time for a new experience. Just like riding my bike. Always looking for a new road to travel down.