I'm not going to bore you with the cliché description of myself so I'll just keep it short and sweet. Basically I'm a witty, sarcastic, down to Earth, amazing guy. If you would like to know more feel free to message me. If you make duck faces in your pictures, appear to be high maintenance, type with bad punctuation and grammar, attempt to make a good first impression by simply messaging me with "Hi" or "Hey", get offended easily, whine a lot, have a long history of dating douche bags, or appear to use someone else's photos for your profile I am 100% not interested. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at K-Mart.