Hobbies: Cycling (not very good), Tennis (not very good), Playing Guitar (not very good), Painting/Drawing (not very good), Leisure (excellent)
Goals/Aspirations: To upgrade my skill levels in the above-mentioned activites from "not very good" to "not so bad". Also to advance my career and what have you.
Taste in Music: Very broad - My 80gb ipod is not big enough. A lot of alternative/indie rock, metal, old-school hip-hop and such...but all kinds.
Uniqueness: I am unique in the following ways...
I cannot whistle.
I was raised by wolves.
I speak fluent Mandarin.
I won a city-wide handwriting competition.
I raise junkyard dogs.
I am allergic to pancakes.
I was a member of the rap group that coined the phrase "AK-Rowdy".
I did six shots of Patron with Rob Thomas in Spanish Harlem.
I can swear in sign language.
My recipe for watermelon gazpacho was featured in Martha Stewart's "Better Living".
I enjoy yelling and hissing at geese.
My father was a truck-stop prostitute.
I am allergic to cats, but am physically unable to resist petting them.
I serve on the board of directors of the Compton Crips.
I was a child star in Canada.
I invented a shot called the "Turkey Bomb" - One shot of Wild Turkey dropped into a glass of Wild Turkey.
I own the entire Air Bud collection on blu-ray.
I am a world-class beat-boxer.
I represent Ohio District 13 in the U.S. House of Representatives.
I patented a "Shotgun" beer can. Coors Light and Miller Light are considering it. Guinness passed.
I was named the 2003 "Juggalo of the Year".
I just received my two-week sober badge.
I won a set of patio furniture on The Price is Right.
I home-brew my own absinthe.
My toupee is comprised of 100% chinchilla fur.
I am not very good at making an online dating profile.
There are actually some true ones mixed in there. Feel free to submit your selections!