shimsham25: Yoga pants give me yogurt pants. :-0
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Collinsville, Illinois
Details
32 year old Man, 6' 5" (196cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
shimsham25 Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Electrician for the railroad







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years



About Me
Im here to have fun. To meet drama free people who are looking to go out or stay in, someone that would have as much fun in the club as they would on my boat, or just relaxing on my couch. Im here looking for someone who is STRESS FREE. I play hard but I work harder. Im looking for someone that has her priorities in order. Life isn't always fun and games and I want someone who can help me forget about work and stress by being an all around good time. I want to be that for someone else as well. I want to make someone feel like she doesn't have a worry in the world and if she does I want to help relieve that stress.

I feel like I should list things that freak me out.....
1. A woman that wears clothing with Looney Toons or Disney Characters on them.

2. Red lipstick unless involved with a costume.

3. Anyone that had to look at the doc and say "those bumps just showed up".

4. Girls that dress like trash, I mean trailer trash or a slut , have some self respect.

5. If u were ever on Jerry, Maury or whatever to find out who your baby daddy is. I love kids....but come on.

6. F.U.P.A.s really get to me.

7. Cubs fans.

8. Cubs fans.

9. Did I mention, Cubs fans.

10. When asked what ur best quality is and u respond with "my boobs" or "my butt". That's great that u have a nice rack, congrats, but ur best. I might as well go have a convo with an implant and I wrk for the railroad so I already have to talk to asses everyday.