FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN: Stranger in a Strange Land
Smokes often with A Few Extra Pounds
Louisville, Kentucky
39 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair
FuNkY_CaPrIcOrN wants to date but nothing serious.
High School
Night Owl

Hanging out with "The Amazing Boobzilla" at a Jackyl concert as she plays with my hair.

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years

About Me

About done with this place so let's try this, since all you women say you want a real and honest man....

I'm here looking for a woman with big firm hooters and a nice fat ass that is a smoker and likes to drink alcohol / beer as much as possible.

My idol is Al Bundy, if you watch Married with Children that is what type of man you're going to get from me. But the life that his neighbor Jefferson D'Arcy has is what I'm really looking for, a rich woman to give me money to spend at a strip club drinking beer and getting lap dances all day while she works.

And most you women have children so I guess I have to put up with the little brats if I want anything from you, like some breakfast in the morning. You can cook can't you?

Is that being honest enough for any of you out there, yeah that is what I thought. lol


Oh and by the way, all the pictures you see with a few different women and me have all been friends and still are to this day. Sure we have fooled around from time to time but like Harry told Sally, "men and women can't be just friends". Watch the movie and listen to the man, he knows what he is talking about.

First Date
To meet at a local hole in the wall bar so we can both drink a few and then go back to your place so I can pass out, because let's continue to be honest on here, I don't want you knowing where I live. lol

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