Age: 40
TopCat_2011: Ever pulled a muscle laughing? Better stretch good
Non-smoker with Average body type
Thorndale, Texas
44 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Lutheran
Caucasian Cancer with Blonde hair
TopCat_2011 Actively seeking a relationship
Associates degree
Class Clown
Pro Fishing Guide/TopCat Professional Guide Servic

April 2014, I am the one on the left...fella with the blue shirt helloooooo

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

He only plays footballBasketballBaseball
And track so my main interest is high school sports find me something else

About Me
I try to surround myself with positive people. I smile, joke, and laugh 90% of the time. The other 20% (that equal 100%?) of the time I am serious. If you cannot poke fun at me and take it when I poke fun at you...wrong profile. If you do not think you could have a good time with Ron White in the room, then you will not like my humor.

If you are reading my profile looking for an error of sorts, have a great life and good luck to you. Cell phone bar bathroom mirror selfie boy with the gel spike probably has perfect punctuation in his barbi invitation.

Truly blessed to have the ability to set my own schedule and look forward to calling in sick because you were a bad influence!

Weakness is khaki pants or blue jeans on a lady.

What am I looking for...dont know because I have not found it yet. I would like for her to be a combination of Martha Stewart (clean house, cooking, toughness of an inmate), Julia Roberts (smile) where was I...oh yeh the list, Rosanne (smart ass), Suze Orman (financial). At least fill five of the six requirements before you email me please...You fit???

I still tell people hi in passing. I hold doors for everyone. I am thankful for every moment and probably make the miserable ones even more miserable by just being me.

I do not expect Mrs. Right to go fishing or hunting with me. I want her to hang with her friends and have a good time PLEASE, you need a life outside of me. You need your own thing and I respect that and know for a relationships sake it is necessary. I was setting that up for poker night with the boys lol. Truthfully, I enjoy nothing better than sitting at home playing spades with OUR good friends, hot grill and cold drinks going.

If you are looking for the guy that spends more time on his hair than you do...there are plenty of them on here for you. You know the girly guy that you have to worry about if he is looking at you or the guy next to you. Too many sissy men in the gene pool, don't help them to pass those genetics on!

I have sat with senators, fished with judges, even had an alligator splash a lawyer on my boat. Every one of them were jealous of MY occupation...that's when you know you are living right. Be the reason I call in sick.

First Date
First Meeting: Relaxing beer or your favorite drink in hand. First date, occurs after the first meeting and...its special but a secret! Heck, I cant keep a secret, its a road trip somewhere just hop in!! lol

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