Living day by day with my sophmore son and keeping up with my fishing guide service. I play Mr. Mom during the week in Thorndale, fishing comes on the days he is visiting his mom. It would be really nice to find that special someone but, that would mean I would probably have to stop acting like I am my son's age! (flipping a coin while typing). I do believe she is out there somewhere. My phone keeps me logged in so dont get offended when it says online!
I try to surround myself with positive people. I smile, joke, and laugh 90% of the time. The other 20% (that equal 100%?) of the time I am serious, I am serious when serious is required...I can only picture you thinking I would propose with a groucho mustache and glasses on. I will never grow up and if you cannot poke fun at me and take it when I poke fun at you...wrong profile. If you do not think you could have a good time with Ron White in the room, then you will not like my humor. If you are serious most of the time, wrong profile. It is too late to change people and I would hope that noone would try to change me as I will not try to change anyone. If you are reading my profile looking for an error of sorts, have a great life and good luck to you. Cell phone mirror boy with the gel spike probably has perfect punctuation in his barbi invitation. HUMOR IS A MUST (your thinking, "made your point moron!").
I enjoy what I do and have the pleasure of seeing people smile pretty much on a daily basis, unless the fish are not biting because then I start throwing people off the boat! Truly blessed to have the ability to set my own schedule and look forward to calling in sick because you were a bad influence!
I do pride myself on appearance and the first time I meet you I will wear my dress crocs for you (thats a joke, please do not make me explain the next ones). Dont do first dates...too stuffy. We can hang out and drink a beer and laugh. I get dressed up for well...funerals and uhhh funerals. I can dress up if need be. Pants suck but, if your boss throws a fancy party at Red Lobster I can get all spiffed up in my suit (obviously a joke too...I would not wear a suit to something as uptown as Red Lobster...I would rent a tux!!). I prefer khaki pants or blue jeans on a woman, when I think your uncomfortable, I am. I do get dressed up and love to see the look in your face when you feel like a million bucks!
What am I looking for...dont know because I have not found it yet. I would like for her to be a combination of Martha Stewart (clean house, cooking, toughness of an inmate), Julia Roberts (smile) where was I...oh yeh the list, Rosanne (smart ass), Suze Orman (financial). At least fill five of the six requirements before you email me please...You fit???
I do not expect Mrs. Right to go fishing or hunting with me. I want her to hang with her friends and have a good time PLEASE, you need a life outside of me. You need your own thing and I respect that and know for a relationships sake it is necessary. I was setting that up for poker night with the boys lol. Truthfully, I enjoy nothing better than sitting at home playing spades with OUR good friends, hot grill and cold drinks going.
If you are looking for the guy that spends more time on his hair than you do...there are plenty of them on here for you. You know the girly guy that you have to worry about if he is looking at you or the guy next to you.
My current weekends have been spent fishing and spending time with my son, sometimes he is my employee...cheap child labor (feel like Kathy Lee). This is going to change this year (only the fishing with customers every possible day of the week is changing). Hoping to meet the one to share these times and others with. One day I can narrow my lakes to one, watch my son graduate, put him through college, move to the body of water of our choice, and only have to drive a mile to get the boat in the water. I want to travel to the places that have blue water crashing against big cliffs! I am not the old salty guide you picture in your mind. Still sharp and witty, probably have a hard time keeping up while I poke fun at ya! I have had alot of success in this field and opened a few doors along the way. When I wrote down a list of goals, when I was in high school four years ago, I did not have any of my current life written down...Tawny Kitaen never called, missed the cut with the cowboys and longhorns, and the kid did not wait until I was 40...PERFECT!
I am also a freelance writer and wrote a column that appeared every Sunday in the sports page. Loads of fun!
If you are looking for the serious guy that never laughs and hangs at the clubs from Wednesday until Sunday...he is not looking for you anyways.
First Meeting: Relaxing beer or your favorite drink in hand. First date, occurs after the first meeting and...its special but a secret! Heck, I cant keep a secret, its a road trip somewhere just hop in!! lol