"the problem with sobriety, it ruins lives"
So a little about me. My name is Alley i was raised in Orange County. I would describe myself as sporty girly, home body, beach girl, stylish (I have a walk-in closet) sarcastic haha kinda crazy but Brantley Gilbert kinda crazy (bonus points if you know what song I'm talking about) I'm obsessed with giraffes and purple grapes! I have 3 tattoos awareness ribbon (left shoulder blade) phrase (left rib cage ouch) best friend tattoo ( right ankle) my next piece will be on my left leg of a giraffe. I also smoke weed If you don't like that then you can go fly a kite and see how high you fly ;-)
IDEAL GUY:TALL ATHLETIC white boy ;) (96.9% only date white guys) family oriented, beautiful smile, beach body appropriate, goals, cuddler, adrenaline junky, no baggage (PLEASE CHECK YOUR BAGS IN WITH THE BELLHOP, THANK YOU!!!!) You will be perfect if you don't have children, divorced, or have a DUI. But who's perfect? But fitness is very important. No fatties. BAGGGGGGAGE?!?! we all have it but in order to aboard THIS flight you can't bring baggage! Sorry! i dont carry baggage BAGGAGE and i sure won't carry YOURS!!!! MAYBE a carry on but not even that ;)
Pet peeve (I have many) but these are huge: People who don't know how to say please or thank you it's common courtesy. Lying about your height, age, body type! Hellllo white lies turn into black lies. PDA ughh don't try to swallow my face in public it's not cute