About Me
#IG: bbiigg_al
IF YOU DONT GET MY HUMOR WE WON'T GET ALONG!
let me start of by saying my name is Alley!!! Nicknames are Lil One or Big Al.
Random facts about me : Outgoing, blunt, sarcastic, FASHION FORWARD, responsible, PETITE, dork, sweetheart, AWESOME. Style: GIRLYBOYISH Chargers Jersey to Lil black dress to hoodie "IT GIRL" .... yes i said Chargers jersey I'm a huge Chargers girl! Let's not forget the Bulls and Angels! I can cook/clean but I don't ;) i have two dogs husky (Charlie) and poodle (Oso). I've never been to jail and I'm drug free!!!!! I live/work near South Coast Plaza Mall, spend most of my money and time there. Aleast, I look good and NOT in debt, YET. Jk I love my family more than anything in the world.
IDEAL GUY: TALL ATHLETIC WHITE BOY (96.9% only date white guys) family oriented, beautiful smile, beach body appropriate, goals, cuddler, adrenaline junky, no baggage (PLEASE CHECK YOUR BAGS IN WITH THE BELLHOP, THANK YOU!!! You will be perfect if you don't have children, divorced, or have a DUI. But who's perfect? BAGGGGGGAGE?!?! we all have it but in order to aboard THIS flight you can't bring baggage! Sorry! i dont carry baggage BAGGAGE and i sure won't carry YOURS!!!! MAYBE a carry on but not even that ;)
Pet peeve (I have many) but these are huge:
People who don't know how to say please or thank you it's common courtesy.
Lying about your height, age, body type! Hellllo white lies turn into black lies!!!!I'm going to eventually meet you.
Chapped lips
Basic grammar:their/there/ they're,your/you're, too/to,than/then,of/have
PDA ughh don't try to swallow my face in public it's not cute
Men who have cats as pets! C'mon you don't want to be the 40year old virgin or BFF's with the cat lady.