About Me
I can not accept chat requests on here it just freezes up my computer - sorry
Do you have time for me?
I know this is going to sound silly, but if you are not ready for dating - do not contact me - don't even say hi, don't read any further - just please move on.... Really.... I mean it. Cause if we start to chat, I may start liking you and then I will want to meet and then you freak out and get all flaky, and then I will be sad and want a cookie and of course i will need a glass of milk, and then i will want a pet mouse and so you see it is a whole cascade of events that i would rather avoid. Ok, I lie, I still want the cookie.
A single slinky cyber strand searching for a soulmate...strong, sensuous, smart and superb. Simmering gazes while sipping smoothies in hopes of stealing a sensuous smooch? This alliteration thing is just too much fun:).
I miss passionate kisses. I want that special kind of bond between a man and a woman. I am looking for a best friend, a partner in crime and of course that person has to pass the “zing – zap – wowee” test aka chemistry. I want a mental match, someone I can converse with, laugh with and also have comfortable silences with.
Michael Crichton, Stephen King, James Herriot, Gary Larson and Webster are some of my favorite authors. I think what best describes my life philosophy is to live life to the fullest each and every day. The most important thing we are living for is the relationships in life; the love given and received. I do not take myself too seriously and am very comfortable with myself.
And it goes without saying, if you are married please move on... Really... I mean it.
As well as having a fondness for cookies I also enjoy scrabble. When you realize that there are three blanks on the table you will begin to suspect, but might not want to call a new found friend on cheating, but when you challenge my word crink (e.g. a crink in your neck) and see that I have handwritten the word in the dictionary your eyes will narrow into slits. The game will then be on!!! Letters up sleeves, made up words, a pink and red marker to color in extra double and triple word scores and creative math when keeping score. I am shameless and will sic the cat on your ice cream to distract you from the game.
Honestly I am not very good at scrabble, but I have heard it is much more fun when friendly wagers are involved. Just saying :)