So my balls caught your attention? lol
First off, i have to say that I prefer to surround myself with people that have the ability to make me laugh and I can make laugh in return, so if you don't possess and/or have a dry sense of humor please keep it moving.
As stated above I'm 36, French-a-Rican, single for 3 yrs, no kids, and no drama. Please don't mistake the fact that I stated I'm here for "dating/nothing serious" combined with my humorous nature that I somehow have the inability to be and/or get serious. Im just the "go with the flow" type (you should be too) and if someone good comes along, we have a meaningful connection, and things gradually fall into place then so be it. I definitely would not shy away.
I am a equal opportunity dater. I believe beauty is beauty, regardless of race. As far as physical appearance...my only real requirement is a pretty face. I am a gentleman...who always remembers to put the toilet seat back down, and was raised to be humble, respectful, polite, and sincere, but by nature I'm silly, sarcastic, and witty.
I really do try and reply to all messages with the only exceptions being, 1. those who are too far (Tri-state area only) 2. Pic games. Ex...those with no pics (i'll assume you're ugly or involved) super cropped face pics (i'll assume you're fat) or pics of objects (if your default pic is a car, ill assume you're a fk'in transformer) and 3. the galacticly stupid! Look, I'm not perfect by any stretch of the imagination nor do I pretend to be, but if I have to read your messages several times, in an attempt to understand what the hell it is you're trying to say...then you my friend are an IDIOT!
(if English is not your first language, this DOES NOT apply to you)
If there are any other "fun facts" you might like to know, feel free to ask...
Most flowers CAN'T say, "I love you"...
...the Rose CAN!
Most plants CAN'T survive without water...
...the Cactus CAN!
Most retards CAN'T read...
...look at YOU go!!!