Existential crisis 24 / 7.
I play in noisy bands, generate cancer cells at an alarming rate, like to pet cats and stare at walls blankly.
I live a modest, humble life as a trashcan cosplaying as a human.
I'm into a lot of weird things. Fast, obscure music, conspiracy theories, tasteless humor, technology, and a bunch of other dork crap. I smoke like it's my job, because my actual job is wayyy less glamorous. Looking for someone that also smokes, and is not offended easily. I say a lot of horrible things about everything basically.