Slayer_Did_9_11: Don't.
Smokes Often with Average body type
Lakewood, Ohio
30 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
Slayer_Did_9_11 is looking for a relationship.
High school
Night Owl
Wage Slave

*Shapeshifts into human form*

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Often
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Me
Existential crisis 24 / 7.

I play in noisy bands, generate cancer cells at an alarming rate, like to pet cats and stare at walls blankly.

I live a modest, humble life as a trashcan cosplaying as a human.

I'm into a lot of weird things. Fast, obscure music, conspiracy theories, tasteless humor, technology, and a bunch of other dork crap. I smoke like it's my job, because my actual job is wayyy less glamorous. Looking for someone that also smokes, and is not offended easily. I say a lot of horrible things about everything basically.

First Date
Incinerate combustible plant matter every rotation of the Earth on it's axis.
Sacrifice me to the deity or your choice. Or watch X-Files. Whatever.

Mail Settings
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