(You want to see pictures of me, I have them, just ask. And by me I mean me, not my junk! Don't just ask for them, say something intelligent. If you just want to know what the guy looks like behind the profile so you can move on, then let's keep the mystery going and you can just move on)
I bet you are looking for a mature, responsible guy with feelings, who is looking for a deep meaningful, long term relationship, who showers you with roses and likes your cat or turtle or whatever it is you girls are into now a days, and likes long walks on the beach or something like that. Have you ever stumbled across the wrong guy! Granted he is a six foot tall, ruggedly good looking, bad boy type, but you don't know that? He didn't even post a photo.
Maybe its a test to weed out lame, stuck up, hags who think they are better then they really are. Oops, did I just say that out loud? But that's not you, so go ahead and snicker at the thought.. If it is you, this..right here, is where you get off, please exit to the left in an orderly fashion.
For the rest of you lovely people, I hope you are having a great day and enjoy the rest of your reading of this profile...lol
Why are you still reading this anyway? It's that whole mysterious thing isn't it? Whats that you say? "But, all those other guys are kinda dull and say the same thing." I'm sure he will too at some point. What, you wanted him to be a poet too? Roses are red, violets are...ahhh, nevermind. You're asking for trouble, you know this right? I don't care how fun this guy might be, nothing good can come of it. Trust me I know him. Look you're cute, and ya seem real nice, so really, I'm trying to do you a favor here. Why are you still reading this? Your gonna speak to him anyway aren't you? I give up, you're impossible to reason with, but don't say I didn't warn you! Muhahaha!
If you do not have a photo on your profile, yet have it selected only people with photos can contact you, or will not speak to someone who doesn't have a photo, makes you a pathetic hypocrite, get over yourself.
Also, if you have a man, and you are on here looking for guys who will spend money on you hoping to hook up. I hate to tell you, only an idiot, is going to go buy new rims, for a car someone else owns, just to drive it around the block a few times.
Honestly, if you're looking for a boyfriend, i'm not him, If ya want a friend, someone to talk with, or just someone to get into trouble with, I might fit the bill. Open minded, won't judge you for being you, or for wanting to try stepping out and not being you for a change. i just ask you be upfront, blunt, and honest.
Also, for gods sake, if you have the phrase (looking for a good hearted, honest, decent, ect-man) or ( are there any decent men left?) Take that off there. No one goes looking for a cold-hearted, dishonest, abusive son of a #*&^%.....Honestly it sounds a bit desperate, makes you seem gun shy, and unoriginal. You're not unoriginal are you? No, ya not! Say it with me kids ...IM NOT UNORIGINAL! Go search the women on this page and compare the headers and it won't take long to see how many say the same thing. Go ahead, ill wait.... .....Welcome back! So don't put something generic up there that will just make guys pass by. Because we do. Not being a jerk, just trying to give you some honest advice if you want to find someone.