Typical activities if you hang out with me:
Hiking in the woods (more like bushwhacking, and I will probably get us lost… but will never admit it)
Being fed critters I have killed, I may lie about what it is if you seem squeamish.
Fishing, probably somewhere remote, possibly trespassing.
Shooting, but prepare to be critiqued on your form and safe gun handling.
Hanging out with my childhood friends, you will likely be forced to sit through long drawn out accounts of our glorious escapades over and over again.
Accompanying me to various BJJ/judo/grappling competitions and being forced to video tape/be my personal cheerleader. I will likely complain for days about any resulting boo boos.
Camping, but not car camping because that’s for sissys. I’m big on minimalism and like to stretch my comfort levels, but if you are nice I may consider a tent.
Piddling on one or more of my “projects” mostly inoperable muscle cars/boats/motorcycles… If they worked they wouldn’t be a project :)
Adventurous, Gorgeous, Friendly, Outgoing, Reasonably intelligent...
Proficient (but not better than me) at hunting/fishing/shooting.
Preferably from a respectable Southern family, with wide fertile child bearing hips, good at cooking/cleaning, “pure” ect…