'Ello there Gents! Do you have a weird sense of humor? Then Read on!
I love laughing more than anything. So if you can make me laugh- you'll steal my heart. I have an awkward sense of humor. Racist jokes? Dead baby jokes? Jokes you could never tell in front of your mother? Well throw 'em at me. I seem to find humor in anything no matter how, well.....politically incorrect it may be. Hmmmm....Well I should rarely be taken seriously myself. I am extremely Sarcastic. Pretty sure it's hereditary.
Heads up- I was a band geek. (After talking to a friend the other night thought I should add this in here.) I LOVE music. I love playing different types of instruments and learning new ones. I started off on Trumpet and went to Saxophone, Drum Set, Clarinet, Tuba, Trombone, Violin, Bass, Oboe, Flute, Marimba and I'm pretty sure I left out a few lol. I marched in the marching band for 4 years and actually started teaching the Freshman class for my Band director when I was a Sophomore. After school I taught Elementary Band, and for years my life was surrounded by music. What happened? I moved to Idaho....I don't have any of my own instruments and because my band director supplied my addiction, after that went away I had to move on to other things. I still love music and listen to nearly everything. My favorite song? Hard to say but my Ringtone is "Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of a Deadman. Love that shit!! Anyway- As my headline says I sing in the shower, and I do. I sing everywhere I go, I love it! But I'm really self conscious about my voice. Funny, because I used to run Karaoke and have gotten complements but It's not like I have the voice of an angel lol.
As far as everything else goes I am attending ISU for my BA in Theater. I plan on doing SFX makeup and Costume when I graduate. I love doing hair and make up, from Zombie stuff- to a Princess, I do it all. There's nothing I'm more passionate about than my make up FX. Well....I actually quite enjoy acting and being on stage too...but, I prefer to be behind the scenes in the end.
The mojority of my life I have been a baby-sitter or Nanny so it goes without saying- I love children. So hanging out with someone who has them doesn't bother me one bit. At least I'll for sure have someone to get along with lol.
And let's go with something not many people know about me- I love collecting comic books. With moving so many times I actually have to start over. The whole starving artist thing is hard on your collections. I mainly collected weird random ones. My mom has My Hercules #3 and I think a few others. But my pride and joy were my Twisted Tales. I started collecting them at age 13 but then...well...someone threw them away. (Go ahead and scream why, I sure did lol). Anyway- once I get settled in a plan on starting up my collection all over again :) My favorite issue was #5. Pretty sure those were what jump started my love for the gruesome.
So, what I am looking for:
Someone funny- I love to laugh. I'm a total goofball and I do find dead baby jokes funny. So if you have a ****ed up sense of humor too-AWESOME!!
Music- I love pretty much anything and am totally open minded about other kinds! So please share yours!
Honesty- I say things how they are and would prefer you to do the same as well. For example- If you were to fart...don't blame it on the dog. Own up to it or scream safety before hand...jeesh....come on now!!!
Open-Minded- I myself am very open minded about...well anything within reason.
Non-Judgmental I do have some meat on my bones but I am active, and am working on getting that healthy, fit, body. So- if you're against curves, then kindly **** off. I've already lost a ton of weight in the last few years but I still have a ways to go and if you are not interested ONLY because of that, then it's your loss.
Active- I want someone to go on walks with, someone who will go outside and actually do things with me! I love being outdoors!!!
Romantic- Shooting in the dark here but hey....there are some of us left. IF you are a hopeless romantic then- sweet. I've always been that person people call for advice for birthdays, anniversaries, and what not. I'm the sentimental one but...haven't really used my full potential on anyone yet. :)
Well if you read this whole thing through, kudos to you Sir.
Give yourself a pat on the back.
And maybe even a cookie.
Well it'd have to be something fun and spontaneous! Play laser tag (I'm a beast and have totally done laser tag in heels and beat all of the 9 other people in the arena.) Paintball? Go grab a beer and watch a game? Arcade it up? Monopoly?
The options are endless so suggest one and we'll go from there!