I'm comfortable and confident enough in my masculinity to openly admit I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. And if there's one thing I've learned from Lifetime movies, it's that men are all terrible without exception. I also like movies about monsters or the Mafia. I'm a manager at a fast food joint. I work a ton. I sold out BIG time.
I like more music than I dislike. I like Johnny Cash and Slayer and Phil Collins and Bone Thugs and Suffocation and Pseudo Echo. If you like Pseudo Echo too, we're already friends. I play guitar. Well, I make noise come out of guitars. The only music I don't like is the kind that shakes my windows when people drive by my house and scares my dog. Stop it.
I like things from the 80s. I like The Godfather. I like sushi and I like guitars. I like chocolate milk and video games. I dislike politicians. I dislike onions and the Insane Clown Posse. I really dislike politicians.