I'm comfortable and confident enough in my masculinity to openly admit I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. And if there's one thing I've learned from Lifetime movies, it's that men are all terrible without exception. I also like movies about monsters or the Mafia.
I like more music than I dislike. I like Johnny Cash and Cryptopsy and Slayer and Phil Collins and Bone Thugs and Slipknot. I go through a lot of emotions and I deal with them all by playing guitar. Or with pizza and peanut-buttery treats.
I like things from the 80s. I like The Godfather. I like sushi and I like guitars. I like chocolate milk and video games. I dislike politicians. I dislike onions and the Insane Clown Posse. I really dislike politicians.
We'll get along if we can talk about metal, video games that aren't Call of Duty, wrestling, sushi, 80s horror movies or any combination thereof. Bonus points if you're obsessed with Fallout and/or Skyrim, you can quote Kung Pow or UHF, you dislike the Kardashians, and we can make wildly inappropriate jokes together.
I'm very flawed but try hard to be compassionate and a good person. I pretend not to care but I'm way more sensitive than I'm ever comfortable admitting.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I vote for miniature golf. And since I'm the man, I have to do whatever the woman tells me. Is there even still miniature golf around?