Let's be real...you aren't going to take the 2 to 3 min it takes to read a profile so allow me to summarize:
I'm an INFJ, amazing, charming, and people like me and you want to go out with me ASAP. The end.
well well, we meet again dreaded self-written personal description. what to do, what to do. well, when i generally read the descriptions that people put up, they are generally formulaic and just tinged everywhere with negativity. sooo instead of starting off with a list of things that I can't deal with in a relationship, I'm going to start off with a list of bad habits I CAN deal with...
-If you have a high pitched laugh that just grates on the ears...I got you
-If you drive real real slow for no real apparent reason...I'm still here.
-If you bite your nails...first of all eww..but we can work through that.
-If you have ugly toes..i don't like feet in general..so you can keep ya socks on..i wont be mad..its still love.
If you like to shop a LITTLE bit too much...ill rock with you..as long as its your money..lol..but really..your money.
-If you ALWAYS like to eat off my plate..though you have the opportunity to order the EXACT thing that I have..but at the time you claimed you didn't want it...i'll look at you funny...but its cool
-I hate liars..but if you tell the occasional white lie..to keep my head from blowing up like...'boy you know coogi sweaters went out of style in like 98' or 'no, you don't look good in light-up filas'...im fine with those white lies..but girl..c'mon you know i look good.
-If you have a crazy family that constantly tries to embarrass you or that you don't get along with too well..i'll go thru those times with ya
-I love boyshorts..but if you like to wear big granny panties 6 days out the week...uggghhh damn...*sigh* I got love for you.
-If you don't shave..and you sometimes have that stubble action and STILL wanna cuddle...smh..you can bring those brillo pads over here girl.
-If you are stubborn from time to time...even when you know I'm usually right..I've got patience for days.
-If u type n shrt hnd...I don't mind..its the CraZi DiFFeRenT sized letters that get me..besides I never understood those picky with grammar..i've always thought it is the meaning not the presentation of the words that mattered.
-if you are a bigger girl you are not automatically..I've dated enough of these 'models' here in atlanta to know that skinny bodies don't equate to having a personality or being a good woman..as long as you are healthy..I don't mind size..but you know if you are healthy.
Just a few among the many things I can learn to deal with. But on to myself, I'm myself. The End. But really, it's hard to explain myself. I'm just an average person. Its funny, alot of people claim to be unique, then they all describe themselves as "real, honest, no games, independent." so for that one person, I suppose I would be different and unique but for everyone else..I don't really think I can claim to be different. Just another profile you browsed..or person you passed on the street. But some tidbits about me...I enjoy dancing at random. If I hear certain songs (at the moment it is Melanie Fiona's 4 A.M.), rest assured you might catch me dancing around the house and I'm sorry dancing is not terribly masculine. I love sports..competition in general is something in which I'm interested. I enjoy watching movies..a bit too much. I have not met anyone who has seen more movies than I, though I wouldn't call myself a cinephile. I also enjoy reading, though I can't do it often because I get too engrossed and it eats away too much of my time. Though I do think it would be nice to be with a female who liked to read, the ideal would be to be able to sit/lay and read our books together. I also like the occasional work out. It would be cool if you worked out, so I wouldnt have to. So on and so forth.
Boy o boy, this section always gets me. If I see one more female say 'surprise me', we might have to box lol. What the..its the first date. we'll save the theatrics for the second date, once a mutual interest is established. The first date should be the simple get to know you part. I don't know you, unless you are literally down to do ANYTHING, 'I want to be surprised' should not be your response cause I'll have us up in the mountains hunting squirrels and eating snake eggs just cause.