I am a single mother and my child will always come first. I work a full time job and have a couple gigs on the side for extra cash. I'm not really into the bar scene anymore and I'm not very nurturing, so if you can't wipe ur own back side we just won't get along. I tend to have a problem sugar coating things, so if you can't handle a sarcastic, blunt person you can always slip me a roofie and show me a great time I won't remember. ;-)
I'm often told I have no sense of humor and need to laugh more often. I'm talented enough to trip upstairs and luckily I live on the second floor. I can't write poetry or paint and I hate doing laundry and dishes. But I can cook pretty well(mostly mexican and Italian dishes) and I can bake like crazy! My friends joke and call me Betty Crocker, but the sad truth is that b10tch has always been jealous cause my box is cuter than hers!
But I can't tell you all the wonderful things about me or we'd have nothing to talk about over roofie-coladas!
I just moved to Bakersfield from the Central Coast and I'd love to have someone to show me around town. It would be nice to know what there is to do around here!