I think it's hillarious that the description tells us NOT to put our phone numbers! Hahaha!! But I WANT to!! I want all the really crazy stalker types to know my address and phone number! Isn't that what makes life interesting? That and porta potties!! Okay, I'm kidding, obviously! I just don't feel like going on and on about how perfect I am, and then attempting to describe the perfect man that undoubtedly will be my ideal partner! The truth is I'm just a normal girl. I go to work 5 days a week, I take care of my kids, I keep a relatively clean house...just don't look at my desk, I work out 3 days a week, and I volunteer for various things. I'm kind of a dork at times and am not afraid to laugh at myself. I mean, I'd laugh if I saw someone trip, so why shouldn't I laugh when I do it? hahaha! It's funny!!