Truly I must be the worst person on the planet for internet dating. Everyone on here must be like, well I have nine dates lined up for this weekend. It would seem my inability to hold interest in a profile makes me terrible at this although some of you Ladies are really quite unique and are most likely worth your weight in gold and intelligence, much more than myself.
Also I know this sounds assumptive but if you have >5 selfies and are unable to get more pictures where someone else is holding the camera, your into yourself a little to much for my taste. Now I know for certain generations, it really is all about you, but I can almost bet that you probably have sufficient evidence from your time alone in the bathroom, that your sh*t stinks too, so please have someone else snap that picture, and give up your phone for a minute. In addition, I know I am not much to write home about, but if you cannot smile in any of your pictures, please make an effort to think about something that brings a light into your eye, and smile, please, for the love of God, anything. The I am trying to be sexy and submissive thing is really overrated. Please also I know the flower snapchat thing is neat, but hippes with flowers around their head were only cool in the 60's and if you know any, they will admit it too. Leave that peace sh*t there, please, because anyone with any balls that has been in the military will tell you that John Lennon was a fool and that give PEACE a chance movement, has never really given WAR a chance either, and if you think for one moment that any political party does not know this, you are to naieve to vote, and must stay away. There is a reason that Syria is in a state of Chaos, and if you think the current Executive administration is not responsible for it, again you are to naieve to vote, and must just give your Money to the homeless, because they would be more appreciative than your political party, and would probably hold up their glass to toast your generosity.
I can't believe I'm talking to a rug:/
I like to get outdoors and play soccer, read science fiction, invest, mountain bike, swim, do yoga and work in the yard. I like volunteering at local public schools teaching math. Traveling is also fun. Live music is a must and anything equal to or heavier than rock is a plus. One of life's greatest pleasure is to enjoy food with others and in this town there is a lot of places to eat, and lots of things to cook!! I'm pretty much done with the party scene, so if drinking it up without doing something fun and invigorating also is your MO, well, then **** you, it must be nice, and watch out for that DUI task force, those guys are just ***holes, heh, heh:)
Never had a DUI. Be safe.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Food and conversation, or coffee, golf, yoga, soccer, hiking, or watching live sports.