I could type an essay trying to sell myself like a used volvo, how I like to read, work on the yard...... Those always sound so disingenuous and quite cut and paste. So I have a sense of humor that cant be beat. I'm really good at video Ouiji, recycling cans, barstool conversation, fixed sports gambling, pissing off neighbors, starting fires with gasoline, tapping the keg, conducting electricity, mixing drinks, moshing to death metal, selling illegally made sports memrobillia, finding oil deposits, marketing items that resemble Jesus, scrapping copper, collecting money on the pre-tense of salvation, and last but not least listening. Most of all my favorite hobby is helping the needy. Besides that I would really like to meet some one unique with a Ferrari, I'd settle for a viper. And also i dispise religion, patriotism and the market system to no end, i see them as plagues to human conciousness and physical well being ...... look im not everyones cup of tea. I can be quite sarcastic and awkward, the only two things i tend to take seriously are my job and spying on my neighbors. I'm not ambitious in the usual monetarily motivated way. All the rest is hard to ascribe any merit to in this sick world of ours.
Team up for a political assassination in a third world hell hole . But Ill settle for coffee, a drink or some food... if your expectations are magical on the first meet and great.... don't stop believing!