- Cat-like reflexes - now you see me, meow you don't
- Possible ESP
- Knows when to hold, knows when to fold
- Emits pleasant aroma(s)
- Horse-like laugh (optional)
- Extremely proficient at Mario Kart for Super Nintendo
- Not bad at "sexy" dancing
- 22 years old but have the facial hair of a 13 year old
- Can eat a LOT in one sitting. Oh, also I can moonwalk quite well.
One time I rode a horse but it bucked me off. I was injured and ended up gaining like 30lbs but then I shed that weight like snakeskin. Very fast metabolism.
Listen ladies, I am not here to "hook up" and I will NOT send you nudes! I am not just a piece of meat for your pleasure. So move along weirdos!
We'll drive my vintage Bentley out to the windswept cliffs for dinner at my favourite castle. We'll have a hearty roast and then as we gaze longingly into each others eyes we sip the finest red wine.
Together we walk hand in hand along the cliff edge and take the steps down to the shore. As the waves lap our feet and the sun slowly sets, we laugh and cavort. Two soul mates connecting like stars in the heavens.
Or coffee. I seriously love coffee.