"The heart is frail, but when one heart has another to lean on... The heart can become stronger then steel."
Well first off let me state that I am not a serial killer, ok I am gonna give you sometime to take that in... Ok now that the tension is gone, my names Joe, and I am kind of a goof ball. What gave it away? I work, I have my own car, and I tend to dance when I drink too much. I am a good guy so I am told, and every person I meet normally reminds me of that fact. Don't get me wrong I have moments, I can be horrible sarcastic and I tend to push that fact sometimes just to get a rise out of people. I wear my heart on my sleeve but be warned I read people really well I can't stress this enough. I am a family orientated, friend loving, avid gun supporting, all American-American!
-What I’m doing with my life
Just living life, I suppose at this point I thought I would be further along, but the best laid plans of mice and men, Am I right? I wonder if people read these things. My life long dream is to be a clown, all the make up, balloon animals, and funny shoes you could ever want? Who wouldn't want a career like that? I am kidding of course, I am currently a doorman in the Lincoln park area of Chicago.
-I’m really good at
I like to make people laugh to be honest. My family members for the longest time have told me I should be a comedian. I also enjoy shooting sports snd I have just taken up archery as of this year. And I am pretty good with video games too, and to be honest that is probably one of my favorite hobbies.
-The first things people usually notice about me
I am a joker, a wise guy just without all the random gun play involved in that specific movie.
-Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Well as it seems to be highly popular as of late, I have been reading a lot of Zombie related literature. Pride, Prejudice, and zombies, World war Z, Zombie Survival guide. I also enjoy Mythology in all it's forms ranging from greek, viking, and even native american folklore. Also I am a WWII nut, so I have some books about that as well. I do read a lot and to be honest this doesn't even scratch the surface of materials I've read.
Movies: Comedies, Action, and Zombie in the horror genres are normally my favorite. Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the dead, the entire Die Hard series, anything George Lucas made especially the Indiana Jones movies, Enemy at the gates, Act of Valor, and Warm bodies just to name a few.
Show: How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Elementary, NCIS, Sons of Guns, The Out Door channel, The Military channel, The History Channel, and The Science Channel. To be honest though I don't normally watch a lot of television.
Music: Country, Flogging Molly, Mumford & Sons, Alternative, and bluegrass I guess. There's a lot and I'm sure If you browsed my Ipod you'd probably get thrown for a loop on some of the things I listen to.
Food: Any pork product I am an absolute fiend for. I am mostly a meat and potato kind of guy but I'm always up for trying new things.
-The six things I could never do without
Friends & Family
Reese peanut butter cups
My Xbox and it's ability to stream Netflix
Door knobs (Things we take for granted)
America, Freedom, and the men and women of the Armed forces.
-I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I will settle if a Nuclear/Zombie apocalypse occurs, also pondering whether I will survive the initial explosion/Infection.
*Warning: I am a nerd and I am not ashamed of that. My daddy always told me if your gonna be something, own it! I enjoy Comic and Anime cons and normally dress up for them as seen above. It has become my younger sister and my past time of sorts. Don't let that discourage you, I am a normal (ish) upstanding/functioning member of society.(Subject to change when under the extreme diress of alcohol and its effects)