Well I am a little kid at heart and I have always been pretty good at making people laugh. I like to think I'm pretty smart but I am not above drinking beer and doing stupid things. I sing and whistle a lot and enjoy a wide range of music. I try to be an optimist in most situations but the realist in me always shine through in the end. And I will not lie to you, I once read a speech that said each of us owes the world something and that it is our job to find out what that is, well I haven't found my place in the world yet but when I do I promise that whatever I am meant to be I will be the best.
What I’m doing with my life:
My life long dream is to be a clown all the make up, balloon animals, and all the funny shoes you could ever want? Who wouldn't want a career like that? I am kidding of course, I am currently a doorman in the Lincoln park area of Chicago.
I’m really good at:
I like to make people laugh to be honest. My family members for the longest time have told me I should be a comedian.
The first things people usually notice about me:
I am a joker, a wise guy just without all the random gun play involved in that specific movie. I also once had a girl tell me I have really nice teeth which made me feel self conscience for the rest of the night.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food:
Movies: Comedies, Action, and Zombie in the horror genres are normally my favorite. Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the dead, the entire Die Hard series, anything George Lucas made especially the Indiana Jones movies, Enemy at the gates, Act of Valor, and Warm bodies just to name a few.
Show: How I met your mother, The Walking Dead, Elementary, NCIS, Sons of Guns, The Out Door channel, The Military channel, The History Channel, and The Science Channel. To be honest though I don't normally watch a lot of television.
Food: Any pork product I am an absolute fiend for. I am mostly a meat and potato kind of guy but I'm always up for trying new things.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Where I will settle if a Nuclear/Zombie apocalypse occurs, also pondering whether I will survive the initial explosion/Infection.
How terribly funny I am.
How mudane people have become today.
How I believe there is a God because two atoms of hydrogen which ran parallel to each other for billions of years one day slammed into each other and not only created the element helium (Which is the fuel for stars in the universe) but the rest of the galaxies and planets we know and don't know today.
How if my last statement is true that God must be some type of heat source due largely to the fact that electrons need heat in order to get excited enough to be thrown off their original trajectories.
You know... Deep $hit like that.
On a typical Friday night I am:
I work wierd hours so most likely working, I'm off Tuesdays and Thursdays though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
I am a secret martial arts enthusiast and I hope to create my own style which I have named "Fighting hamster, hidden squirrel."
You should message me if:
You have a tendency to be awesome, you enjoy a late night alcoholic drink, if you like to nerd out, or if you have boobs (Always a plus).
*Warning: I am a nerd and I am not ashamed of that. My daddy always told me if your gonna be something, own it! I enjoy Comic and Anime cons and normally dress up for them as seen above. It has become my younger sister and my past time of sorts. Don't let that discourage you, I am a normal (ish) upstanding/functioning member of society.(Subject to change when under the extreme diress of alcohol and its effects)