Please pass me by if:
1. You would like our first date to be at a hotel.
2. You would like to talk about your last three marriages in full.
3. You have a lot of botox.
4. You will call me once youve gotten your trailer to TX.
5. If you want to call me babe before we've met.
6. If you want to text nudies...
7. If all your pictures are from 20 years ago.
8. You'de like to skip the date and just go back to your place...
9. And if you meet this criteria.. then you might find out if my carpet matches my drapes (yes, someone actually asked me this)...and for the record... I have laminate....