New profile and updated pictures 1/29/15
Welcome to POF, where the people are fake and the profiles don't matter!
(Seriously, the people here are ****ing terrible.)
I am actually looking for friends with the possibility of dating. but probably not. Most of you are just doing what your told until you die.
I love the bible thumpers with tattoos. According to that book you believe, you ARE GOING TO HELL.
If you can't hold a conversation or answer simple questions about your tastes and hobbies, don't waste my time.
If your profile says, "Just ask me" or some bullsh1t along those lines, I'll already have written you off as shallow and uninteresting.
I stand for equal rights for EVERYONE If you are a bigot or racist of any sort, get the **** off my page now.
And NO your religion doesn't give you the right to persecute anyone, find something important to fight for.
I don't believe in your imaginary friend or his ability to forgive you for your shitty behavior, what you believe doesn't make you a good person, it's what you do that defines you.
I am not anti-religion. I am anti-oppression and will fight back by any means necessary.
Religion is like a penis, it's fine that you have one but if you try to wave it my face and cram it down my throat, we have a problem.
That should take care of the mindless drones. If your still here, congratulations, You just might make it after all.
Everyone is an entire universe unto them selves I think it's good to make strangers familiar and attempt to understand people differing from oneself.
I have black friends, white friends, brown friends, gay friends, transgendered friends and every other type in between. We are all just trying to get by.
Here's the gooey center:
I'm playful, with a hint of cynicism and a wit so sharp I could cut myself.
Musician to boot. I Work the Renfestivals as a peddler of armor, a performer and panelist at conventions, a drinker of dark beer, A player of pub games, a creative spirit and a builder of thing inspired by and within moments.
A collector of music, old school game consoles & comics. Fan of cartoons, superhero movies, the occasional dumb comedy, good dramas, foreign flicks, art house and visually stunning films. I love making people laugh. Wicked sense of humor. Patient. A child like enthusiasm with a hint of "alpha". You can't make this stuff up.
Love animals, even though I'm allergic to quite a few I know how to handle it I've had animals on and off most of my life.
I like kids, Not sure if I want my own.
Everyone here seems to be cold and shallow. I kinda don't like it. I've met one great girl on here a few years back. She was kind, generous and fun, loved to laugh blah blah blah. Anyway, just one. She has to be taken and married to some lucky guy cause she was just that cool. She was a special needs teacher (as well as a Miss Hawaiian Tropic model) and after school started for her we just lost touch.
I don't get excited about people on here any more. Which is kinda sad, but it would be sadder if I lived and died on a strangers flakiness.
That got a bit dreary, let's lighten things up!
I'm an upbeat person who has a taste for genre shows, geek culture, death metal, industrial, and goth. Yeah, I know, I made myself weird.
All the ladies say chivalry is dead. I for one don't believe you know the actual definition of the word and if you dishonor me, I shall challenge you to to a duel!
Kidding here's the actual definition:
Chivalry : noun (pl) -ries
1.the combination of qualities expected of an ideal knight, esp courage, honor, justice, and a readiness to help the weak
2.courteous behavior, esp towards women
3.the medieval system and principles of knighthood
4.knights, noblemen, etc, collectively
You want a pretty boy in shining armor, be my guest.
The best knights have armor dented from battle and spattered in blood.
I have had to fight my whole life. Life drops dragons in front of you... I say, bring it on.
I'm one of the funnest people here (that whole enthusiasm thing) and damn sure the funniest of my friends, though a lot of them are hilarious.
I'm semi political and shoot straight on the side of humanity. One party lies a bit less than the other one but **** 'em both!
I despise most country and rap, they tend to glorify misogyny and ignorance, if you put the two together it makes "crap"
I put my faith in people and the things they do. I am not a fan of the flying spaghetti monster.
For the love of Glob, have a personality and a sense of self. People here are so damn lifeless!
Like when you make a copy of a copy of a copy... obedient little drones who do and believe what there told.
I don't have a type. I'm typeless. Except for this here keyboard which I am currently typing on.
Though girls who like metal, goth and industrial with a sense of style would be my type. If I had one. (I've never dated that type)
Tattooed girls are just sexy as those without.
Musicians, artists and other creative people are bad ass.
I had something poetic and romantic here, but seriously, if you don't put in any effort, I refuse to.
Looking for genuinely compassionate people who stand for themselves and others, the weak willed need not apply.
"It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Krishnamurti
Kill Kim Kardasian and sell her boobs and butt on the black market. Start a hunger games competition with politicians, mega preachers and pundits, where they will all lose their property which will be given to the homeless, who will dine on their flesh!
In all honesty, a public place with a talk and wander, until you know I am not an axe murderer and I know your not a cop. Then maybe we can decide to get just comfortable enough to masticate around each other. (it's not dirty unless your Albert Fish but I can't see any first date situation where we would become cannibals.. prove me wrong?!?)
If you made it through and had a few laughs, you might want to message me, I'll likely take you seriously unless you can't hold a conversation.