About Me
Im from nor cal and I moved to chicago for a job but it didnt quite work out, so now im on my way back to cali and im super happy to be on my way home. Callliiiii love 4 life O_o
If you have a "you're lucky to talk to me" attitude go swallow crushed glass. If you were that awesome you wouldn't be on POF. Plain and simple.
Make me barf : if every pic you've posted has you 1) drinking 2) showing your goods in the mirror 3) duck faces 4) you posing with dead animals you've hunted and 5) and just being all around sleazy 6) and finally, ONE WORD RESPONSES!!!
Make me happy : 1) you snuggling animals :) 2) being cute and odd 3) doing something intellectual or artistic 4) people who care about animal rights 5) vodka tasting 6) having fun WITHOUT being a total sleaze bag
-I don't cuss in front of older people or children
-I have a crazy sense of humor
-I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
-I'm clumsy
-I DON'T EAT most meat - I eat fish and sometimes chicken but rarely
-I don't know how to ride a bike lol :/
-I'm Super ALLERGIC TO CIGARETTE SMOKE
-I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
-Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
-I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
-I'm fiesty
-l love sushi
-I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions- so needless to say, they TERRIFY me
-I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled. Which is ironic because I live in chicago where the mascots are bears and cubs lol
-So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...
Loves:
The gym - trying to get thin and toned
Tanning - im a cali girl, duh :)
Art - street art, graffiti
Makeup - MAC, urban decay etc
Baking
Pastry arts
Edible sculptures
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Blingtastic nails
Body mods
Laughing until I puke
80s movies
Animals
Pesco-vegetarianism
Random drives
Glitter!!!!!
Hello kitty
Scion xB
Long drives to no where in particular
Architecture
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah? Woo!
If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay!
First Date
I honestly just want to get butterflies every time our hands touch.
I want to be able to hug you from behind and steal little sniffs of your smell so I can remember it later when I'm alone and you're far away....
I just want someone who will miss me the way I miss them
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