Im socially awkward around people i find attractive, i make derp faces, i sweat profusely, and i make lame jokes and abruptly burst into laughter...then get embarassed and sweat more, probably smearing my eyebrow... fml
I dont dig black guys. I dont find dark skin attractive, its nothing personal, its just chemical. If you try to send me a snide message, atleast be intelligent enough to have a valid arguement. Calling me vulgar names will just prove my point as to why I dont find you attractive.
I have the worst crush on Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I like beards... like, burly mountain man throat beards.... hubba hubba
Tidbits of info:
Wild turkey doubles straight up are my jam
I don't cuss in front of older people or children
I have a crazy sense of humor
My nickname is "CHAMP"
My septum ring is always crooked
I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
I have an I.Q of 135 = im smart...
SF GIANTS i am a little upset about panda going to boston.... meh.
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'm Super ALLERGIC to lavender...
I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
Full time job, if I want something I work and save until I buy it myself
I just got a new 2015 honda fit :)
Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
l love sushi
I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions or any other large toothed feline for that matter..
I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled.
So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...
Soap making - dont judge me dude lol
80s skateboarding ledgends, vert and street style
Tanning - my skins transparent...its odd
Art - street art, graffiti
I collect lipsticks
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Laughing until I puke
Long drives to no where in particular
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah?
If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay.
So am I the only person that thinks wearing flip flops with pants is odd?