Missy_Mayhem: someday i'll be someone's missing piece
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Sacramento, California
29 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Gemini with Red hair
Missy_Mayhem is looking for a relationship.
Associates degree
artsy mofo

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me

At first Im socially awkward around people I find attractive, I make derp faces, I sweat profusely, and I make lame jokes and abruptly burst into laughter...then get embarassed and sweat more........

I have the worst crush on Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I like beards... like, burly mountain man throat beards.... hubba hubba

Tidbits of info:

Wild turkey doubles straight up are my jam
I don't cuss in front of older people or children
I have a crazy sense of humor
My nickname is "CHAMP"
My septum ring is always crooked
I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
I'm clumsy
I have an I.Q of 135 = im smart...
SF GIANTS i am a little upset about panda going to boston.... meh.
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'm Super ALLERGIC to lavender...
I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
Full time job, if I want something I work and save until I buy it myself
I just got a new 2015 honda fit :)
Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
I'm fiesty
l love sushi
I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions or any other large toothed feline for that matter..
I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled.
So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...

Soap making - dont judge me dude lol
80s skateboarding ledgends, vert and street style
Tanning - my skins transparent...its odd
Art - street art, graffiti
I collect lipsticks
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Blingtastic nails
Body mods
Laughing until I puke
80s movies
Random drives
Hello kitty
Long drives to no where in particular
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah?

If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay.

So am I the only person that thinks wearing flip flops with pants is odd?


First Date
I honestly just want to get butterflies every time our hands touch.

I want to be able to hug you from behind and steal little sniffs of your smell so I can remember it later when I'm alone and you're far away....

I just want someone who will miss me the way I miss them.