ariesbby90
Age: 24
Friends
Missy_Mayhem: singllleee. booyah!!
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Sacramento, California
Details
29 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Red hair
Intent
Missy_Mayhem Wants a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
artsy mofo







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
Im socially awkward around people i find attractive, i make derp faces, i sweat profusely, and i make lame jokes and abruptly burst into laughter...then get embarassed and sweat more, probably smearing my eyebrow... fml

I dont dig black guys. I dont find dark skin attractive, its nothing personal, its just chemical. If you try to send me a snide message, atleast be intelligent enough to have a valid arguement. Calling me vulgar names will just prove my point as to why I dont find you attractive.


I have the worst crush on Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I like beards...

Tidbits of info:

Wild turkey doubles straight up are my jam
I don't cuss in front of older people or children
I have a crazy sense of humor
I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
I'm clumsy
I have an I.Q of 135, which means im smart.
SF GIANTS
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'm Super ALLERGIC to lavender...
I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
I'm fiesty
l love sushi
I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions- so needless to say, they TERRIFY me
I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled.
So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...

Loves:
Whiskey
Soap making - dont judge me dude lol
80s skateboarding ledgends, vert and street style
Tanning - my skins transparent...its odd
Art - street art, graffiti
I collect lipsticks
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Blingtastic nails
Body mods
Laughing until I puke
80s movies
Animals
Random drives
Glitter
Hello kitty
Scion xB
Long drives to no where in particular
Architecture
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah?

If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay.

So am I the only person that thinks wearing flip flops with pants is odd?












Poop.

First Date
I honestly just want to get butterflies every time our hands touch.

I want to be able to hug you from behind and steal little sniffs of your smell so I can remember it later when I'm alone and you're far away....

I just want someone who will miss me the way I miss them.