Missy_Mayhem: tattooed boys never want a tattooed girl :(
About
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
City
Sacramento, California
Details
28 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Red hair
Intent
Missy_Mayhem isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Tattooed/Pierced
Profession
artsy mofo







I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
I dont dig black guys. I dont find dark skin attractive, its nothing personal, its just chemical. If you try to send me a snide message, atleast be intelligent enough to have a valid arguement. Calling me vulgar names will just prove my point as to why I dont find you attractive.


I have the worst crush on Willie Robertson from Duck Dynasty. I like beards and great senses of humor.

So, I Just moved back to cali from Chicago. :) im so happy to be back on the west coast. KILLAH!!!

Tidbits of info:

I don't cuss in front of older people or children
I have a crazy sense of humor
I think talking about poop is HILARIOUS.
I'm clumsy
I have an I.Q of 135, which means im smart.
SF GIANTS
I don't know how to ride a bike
I'm Super ALLERGIC TO CIGARETTE SMOKE
I swear like a sailor when I get hurt
Reaching into ovens scares the crap out of me.
I can't sleep without the tv on... As soon as the tv is off I go from this -_- to this O_o.
I'm fiesty
l love sushi
I have HORRIBLE nightmares about lions- so needless to say, they TERRIFY me
I'm also scared of bears :( I don't wanna be mauled.
So.. ummm none of you read this anyway...

Loves:
The gym - trying to get thin. Ugh barf.
Tanning - my skins transparent...its odd
Art - street art, graffiti
Makeup - MAC, urban decay etc
Baking
Pastry arts
Edible sculptures
Catcher in the rye - holden is a male me
Music - metal, techno, hxc, punk, motown and 50, 60, 80s, psychobilly
Blingtastic nails
Body mods
Laughing until I puke
80s movies
Animals
Pesco-vegetarianism
Random drives
Glitter
Hello kitty
Scion xB
Long drives to no where in particular
Architecture
You maybe? Eh? Eh? Maybe? Yeah?

If I had to pick an animal most like me I'd say a RACCOON. Im a little bandit, I love anything shiny, totally dig through other peoples trash, I love small places, the nighttime is the best time for me, and I'm cute but I will gnaw your hand off if I feel cornered. Yay.

So am I the only person that thinks wearing flip flops with pants is odd?












Poop.

First Date
I honestly just want to get butterflies every time our hands touch.

I want to be able to hug you from behind and steal little sniffs of your smell so I can remember it later when I'm alone and you're far away....

I just want someone who will miss me the way I miss them.