Im robert. Vintage mopeds.hardcore.nachos.troma movies.fixed gear bikes.sushi.wheelie popping all fuel my life
I also restore mopeds in the years of 78 to 81.
I have a I don't give a **** attitude and I don't care what people think of me
So this is the part where i sell myself to you: i have the best skills that anyone could have like computer hacking skills, bow staff skills, katana skills. I can cook like no other. I have a rad ass beard. I will treat you not only as a friend but, my princess and wont hesitate to cut a **** for you. I have a iq of 140 so basically im a ****ing genius. Im usually at the gym four times a week. I am a busy guy between work and whatnot but, i will make time for the right one. Im not here to get some and peace out on a broad, unlike 99.9999999 percent of these other asshats on here. I have been abducted by aliens. Im a ufo buff and conspiracy theorist.
anything else hit me up i love meeting new people and i can hold a decent intellectual conversation.
p.s i'm wild. i'm crazy. to sum it all up i am the shiznit and i'm awesome and you won't regret talking to me..... JUST SAYING