Here are what I think are my positive and negative qualities in no particular order...
Sharply dressed (when not taking selfies)
Please, possess no more than ONE of the following:
Smokes excessively (not in my truck or home if this is your one vice!)
Unemployed or idle
No transportation (bikes are excellent so long as you put to use)
Lives far away (or in Brooklyn Center)
Has children (plural)
Far older than me
Taller than me barefoot
Heavy drinker, user
Heavier than me (I can't believe I typed that either)
Doesn't have library card (this counts as two!)
Cruel to animals (this counts as 100 and 100x karma)
Fast food junkie
Wearing or growing a mustache in photo
Cutie, beauty, sexy, or mama in user name
Extreme-angle forced-perspective eye-of-the-tiger police-helicopter photos (unless you're really short)
Congratulations if you've got them all, but I'd only be a buzzkill to your lifestyle and you'll easily find much better matches with those qualities.
Fun, spontaneous, whimsical, unique, fun.