Untelligent. Well, so many of you ask for an intelligent woman, I didn't want to let you down.
How about this handle then: The Penultimate Woman
Kidding! I'm not interested in second best.
Or: Catch and Release
Joking again! You gotta know, I'm a keeper.
A poet? You'll know I'm keen for you when I feverishly pen what might, conceivably, maybe, resemble poetry.
I want to partner; what about you, partner?
Quintessential mix of fragile and strong
Would we get alone?
Perhaps, if you are secularist/atheist/humanist/ scientific…I'm non-theist. Mon dieu!
And if you are emotionally and physically affectionate.
And if you prefer questions over declarations,
so not professing to know me until you know me.
And, I must say it, if you are very witty, and love to laugh, a lot.
And, if you want one woman to love, completely.
I could go on.
I’m a sweet, simple-minded girl. Take the following as case in point:
I may not know
All I can be
But I do know
Can you take the wheel for awhile? I need a metaphorical brake.
Chain, chain, chains... naw
Ramp to Hell or High Water
Proceed without extreme caution
To all non-policing men. Approach the vehicle and write your own ticket.
Okay, then skip NOW to "FIRST DATE" and see if that is in ANYway interesting to you.
Let me think.
How about these testimonials*
Delightful and elusive!
An unusually interesting woman!
Reading your profile was more like spending the weekend with you.
Best I have ever read!
Your humor could become an obsession!
Self-admiring obscurantism! (so you say)
*The above are about a profile, not a person, and were written by some loser named Madison Avenue.
Pedestal Rap Trap
Don’t wanna be an angel!
That would be fatal!
Wings are for the Bird that flies
Like an angel can never be
Alas, another ditty
Wisdom for the Aged (as soon as I remember it):
When one door closes, another refrigerator door opens.
Beware the glove that fits that hand so unbelievably well.
I lost my mind in a wild romance. (Mose Allison)
Projection of your own movies requires a mirror in every scene.
It's actually true, can you believe it? You don't always make it when you try. Just ask 99% of the world's population.
Now reading: Oliver Burkeman's “the antidote: happiness for people who can’t stand positive thinking” . Actually, a very serious work. Positively!
Maybe we match up spiritually. I used to believe in reincarnation, but that was before climate change.
OK, check this out.
I once got a compliment.
Ok, from a MAN
who said, "Wouldn't ----- be a really FUN wife!"
and I would say this about marriage: I don't believe in the necessity; I do believe in the possibility. How about you?
Now, what to do while searching for the haystack needle?
which reminds me of the slim volume of poetry I once wrote entitled, "Five Years In Bed With The Same Woman".
Take the road that stretches out before you. You know the way; you drew the map. You take it up and you take it down, again and maybe again and again, and then see the smooth stretch before you, then an s-curve, after that a u-turn, your choice but avoid the dead-end, and then you go further, you simply continue because you remember you can keep going if only you keep going, so you do, keep going, and it'll take as long as it takes, and then you'll see you are exactly where you want to be and you see the colors of the horizon crossing the expanse of sky and you, you ah, wait I'll remember, wait, got it, yes, this is where you park it. I'll meet you there; then we'll switch metaphors and fly to the moon.
Or coffee would be good.