Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Join me on a truly
epic journey through seemingly endless sarcasm, spelling errors and
poor grammar, with the delightful quality of a Russian made
television. It will leave you speechless and longing for more... Or
you may just want the five minutes of your life back that you
wasted... Either way, prepare to be amazed.
DISCLAIMER: I take no responsibility for life wasted as a result of
reading this brilliant profile.
So, in case you hadn't realised by my catchy introduction. I am
different. Or weird (I think that's what the kids are calling it
these days). Don't worry, you can't catch it. It just means I like
a lot of non-mainstream things. I like music and movies that have
substance. I enjoy hobbies that require quite a lot of technical
skill, but I'll get to that later. I spend a lot of time thinking
about ethics and philosophy in general. All in all, I would say I'm
a great guy... But you should never believe anyone who tells you
Moving right along. My greatest passion is motorcycles. I enjoy
every aspect of the hobby. Talking about motorcycles, buying
motorcycles, fixing them and the ability to lose your license with
the mere twist of a wrist... I think a lot of it comes from my time
spent as a mechanic. So naturally, I liked performance cars. I
guess the logical step was to move onto motorcycles eventually. I
like knowing how things work, and fixing things just seems to be
something that runs in my blood.
I enjoy art, but not in the way that most people do. I guess I
would be considered a pseudo artist (if there is such a thing). I
enjoy street art and a lot of what I produce reflects that. As for
real art, I couldn't walk into an art gallery and tell you that a
painting that looks like it was done by a five year old is real
art. I really enjoy drawing and airbrushing. I never really
developed my skills. It was just something that I've always had
some natural talent in, so I do it for a bit of fun.
I spend a lot of my time outdoors, and I like just getting on the
bike and going places I have never been before. In saying that, I
also find a lot of enjoyment sitting on the couch and watching a
This should give you a pretty good idea of what I'm like. Of
course, there is more to me than what I can write in a few
paragraphs. So, if you would like to know more, or just want to
send me some hate mail, don't be shy. I'm always up for a chat.