Kbncalhoun: De do do de da da all I want to say to you
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Northwest georgia, Georgia
51 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Leo
Kbncalhoun is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Class Clown

chilling on the porch

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets Second Language Other

About Ralph
Don't think me unkind
Words are hard to find
The only cheques I've left unsigned
From the banks of chaos in my mind
And when their eloquence escapes me
Their logic ties me up and rapes me

For a chance to move on to the bonus round
can you name the artist and song ?

I'm fairly laid back , I enjoy music - rock mainly - and good conversation. I'm curious so I enjoy learning about new things. I have a great sense of humor. Kid tested , parent approved and 4 out 5 dentist recommended.

Did ya hear this one ?

A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia/West Virginia State line..
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, because there ain't no way I can pass
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A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
- You're single, aren't you?
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
- That's right, but how did you guessed that?
- Because you're so ugly !!

First Date
That'd be something we could talk about , but I'd have to lean toward something causal. We can decide on this together.

Ok , bout ready to throw my pole away. Plenty of fish alright , but wow some kookie , some whacked out .... but anyway no keepers ? It shouldn't be this difficult should it ?? Another joke is the matches and chemistry matches. I've had two from the chemistry match write back telling me , " we don't have anything in common ". So something's wrong somewhere ??

Ps. All pictures are current , and of me , taken within the last year or so. I mean holy crap if you can figure some of the basics out I'll see about getting you that help you need. And yes look at my race and you'll see I'm Caucasian - with some Native American thrown end.

Looking for something great , oh alright , I guess i'll have to settle for slightly insane - as long as meds can help and you're willing to take them. Not wanting a beauty queen / high maintenance. If I can't have a decent conversation with you or you can't remember to breathe on your own , chances are we won't be a match just saying. If you think you fit somewhere in there drop me a line or two.
My name is Brent this is my way of seeing of seeing if you've read my profile. There will be a test and if you fail it you will not be allowed to be a contestant , no exceptions !

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