Hello Gentleman.. I'm dipping my toe back into the dating realm once again. I've been single for some time now and I'm excited and look forward to meeting some nice genuine people and who knows, maybe a keeper :)
So here it goes...
I am not perfect and you do not have to be either. But when it comes to being honest there is no compromise. I am interested in meeting genuine and interesting people that have a zest for life. I like to be in the company of people that complement my personality. Have you ever met a person that upon entering a room left you feeling immediately afterwards like all the joy literally got sucked out of the atmosphere? I would like the opposite of that thank you very much.. I'm a pretty laid back and casual type of person. I like to laugh and have a good time. Who doesn't.. I enjoy working out and take good care of myself and you should too, it's important. A loyal friend and a lover of animals. I like and listen to all types of music. I love the summer and the outdoors and always look forward to some fun in the sun. Writing is a passion of mine. If you share any of these qualities I would love to hear from you! However, if you don't share any of these qualities and are generally a miserable human being, I'd rather not hear from you. If you're looking for a quickie, are still married, are a douche of some sort, have never made a mistake, are emotionally unavailable, hate animals and small children. I definitely do not need to hear from you.. If you reach out and I don't respond it's nothing personal. It just means that I feel we won't be compatible in one way or another.
Forgive everyone, even when there is no apology.
People often tell you who they are in subtle ways.. Do yourself a favor.. Believe them.. Trust your instincts.
At the end of the day all you have is the truth. Even if it's not pretty at least it's honest.. Go with that, ALWAYS..
Communication IS VERY IMPORTANT. Without that we are left to assume.. And we all know that old saying "When you assume you make an ass out of both you and me" But sometimes.. When you assume you make an ass out of you NOT me ;)
* If you cannot form a coherent sentence please don't bother sending me a note.. Sorry it's a pet peeve of mine.. :)
** Your ability to spell what it is you do for a living is a bigger turn on than your actual profession..
*** "Hi" is NOT a sentence... Neither is "Sup" (Even if you convey it in another language) But Kudos to you on knowing another language..
**** There are times I get a message and all I can think is "yikes" I'm fairly convinced that a large percentage of you are crazy.. Not in a good way.. Contrary to what Billy Joel may have thought, it is definitely NOT a lunatic that I'm looking for (it is a great song though). If someone you've met or know has accused you of being crazy, or if you believe you fall into this category, please for the love of whatever it is you may hold dear, do not contact me.. I'm all set with crazy.. Thanks for reading..
***** Gentleman STOP LYING about YOUR AGE!! Own your years, you lovely wise owls! ;)