I would liked to thank you for visiting my profile. First of all, who are we kidding, you've probably made your decision based on my pics already. If you made it this far, then to sum myself up: I love my career, I like who I am and where I'm headed. Of course there's always room for improvement like enjoying my life with someone special. I'm gainfully employed and financially responsible. Meaning I DON'T drive a BMW nor own a mansion, but will never hear me say I'm broke or don't have the money to enjoy life. I know what a budget is and maintain one quite well.
Here are some reasons why you should allow me the privilege of getting know you:
I will never wear jeans tighter than yours.
I will never take longer to get ready than you.
3 days waiting period are for major purchase, not when deciding to call you.
I'll handle you the remote control when asked. (Except on Superbowl Sunday and the NBA finals)
If you hate sports, but willing to watch a game with me, I'll watch your favorite Hallmark or Bravo show with you.
I will always open the door for you, as long as you allow me the privilege.
You can try, but I will never be embarass of you.
I'll hold your hand in public and in front off friends.
If you cook, I'll do the dishes. (I'll eat anything by the way)
You'll never see me in Crocs, baggy clothes, or socks with sandals.
I know that tennis shoes aren't considered casual or formal wear.
I prefer calling versus texting. (I want to hear your voice)
I have a job and a car. (After reading a few profiles, it seems necessary to mention it)
I know the difference between there, they're, and their.
I also know the difference between your, you're, and the lesser known and rarely used yore. (Bet you forgot all about that last one huh?)
Not an English major, but do know the eight parts of speech. Though I do have trouble knowing when to properly use the semicolon.
I vote, recycle, and shop with reusable bags.
I know the National Anthem. (Singing it is a whole different story)
If you sing out of tune, I won't stand up and walk out on you.
I keep my game playing to bowling, minature golf, and the occasional Words with Friends
I've read actual books that weren't required readings.
My colors and whites are never in the same load.
If I can't communicate how I feel verbally, I'll do so on notes and letters. (Just don't tell my friends)
I have no allergies, so bring on your pets.
"Please" and "thank you" are often and daily used.
I have a habit of calling people sir and ma'am. (So don't get mad if I call you ma'am on accident)
You'll never have to wonder if I'm getting wasted on any night. (The answer is no by the way)
I enjoy the little and simple things in life.
You can count on me to handle spiders and other small critters for you. (Opossum is a different story though)
Lastly, I can provide three character references upon request. Two are my sisters and the other is a female friend whom I've known for over 10 years. (When was the last time a guy offered that?)
You should message me if you're tired of dating jerks, ***holes, and douchebags. Not ALL men are alike and allow me to redeem my specie. If any of the above made you smile or laugh, then you're the type I want to meet. If you have any question or concerns, feel free to ask. So what do you say? Roll the dice and take a chance on love? Cupid can't be wrong all the times. If not, then good luck to you and your search. Life is meant for two.
Hopefully your Nemo,
I know better than to take you to the movies for a first date, unless that's what you want. A better option would be a public setting where we can talk and get to know each other. Perhaps getting coffee or other drinks, though someone once told me, "Getting coffee is an errand, not a date." In that case how about just lunch, a walk or a bike ride on the beach, a local museum, or anything that makes you comfortable and provide proof that we are who we say we are. No catfishing here. Don't want to be Te'Oed.
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