Yep, 3 numbers , 25 quid, oh yeah!
I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).
I've been single for most of my life, but it's only the result of not finding the right companion, or settling for second best. Also, I'm quite short, which puts most women off, unfortunately. But thats fine, as I would prefer to meet someone with slightly more character and substance, than adhere to narrow-minded superficial requirements of most on here.
If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)
There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).
And if you stick your tongue out in your profile pics, you look like a retard - sorry.
If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I don't meet your specific requirements
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first
(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)
wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)
Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat
If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam
I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)