Age: 38
CaptainCheeky: short, fat and ugly seeks Goddess
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Liverpool, UK
44 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
CaptainCheeky Wants a relationship
Bachelors degree
Night Owl
mature student

the beards optional

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious

About Me
I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).

I've been single for a long time and just missing the company more than anything. My friends are all married with kids now, and it's a bit boring going to places alone... I've just got back from a little jaunt up Mount Snowdon and would have enjoyed it a whole lot more, if someone else went with me.
Any adventurous types out there fancy a the odd day out, exploring the British countryside?

If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)



There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).

If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I'm probably too short for you
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first

(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)

By the way, it's quite flattering to get a 'meet me' notification. But if you live miles away from Liverpool, it's probably not gonna happen. Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who lives quite nearby, and I'm keen to meet up and see if there's a spark, rather than play email tennis for weeks

(ps. I should probably point out that I didn't climb Snowdon because I'm a fit, rugged outdoorsy type...
I quit smoking and thought it would be a challenge and a start to a healthy lifestyle...
Also, I only managed to get 3 quarters of the way up.... by train).

wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???

First Date
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)

Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat

If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam

I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)

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Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.