CaptainCheeky: Short, fat & ugly seeks stunner
About
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Liverpool, UK
Details
44 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Gemini with Brown
Intent
CaptainCheeky is looking for a relationship.
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Night Owl
Profession
entrepreneur


dating
19/03/2015 - not looking my best, and selfies aren't my speciality






I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious



About Me
I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).

I've been single for most of my life, but it's only the result of not finding the right companion, or settling for second best.


If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)

;o)

x


There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).


If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I'm probably too short for you
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first

(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)


By the way, it's quite flattering to get a 'meet me' notification, but I can't see who's sent them, as I refuse to upgrade.
Also, I'm in South Liverpool. Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who lives quite nearby.
And I'm keen to meet up and see if there's a spark, rather than play email tennis for weeks


wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???

First Date
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)

Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat

If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam


I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)




Mail Settings
To send a message to CaptainCheeky you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Live in United Kingdom
Live within 75 miles.