CaptainCheeky: short fat and ugly seeks Goddess
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Liverpool, UK
45 year old Male, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
CaptainCheeky is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Night Owl
charity work


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).

I've been single for most of my life, but it's only the result of not finding the right companion, or settling for second best.

If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)



There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).

If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I'm probably too short for you
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first

(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)

By the way, it's quite flattering to get a 'meet me' notification, but I can't see who's sent them, as I refuse to upgrade.
Also, I'm in South Liverpool. Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who lives quite nearby.
And I'm keen to meet up and see if there's a spark, rather than play email tennis for weeks

wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???

First Date
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)

Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat

If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam

I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)

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