I'm an honest, friendly and reliable person, who just needs the love of a good woman
(or a bad one... I'm not too fussy anymore).
I've been single for most of my life, but it's only the result of not finding the right companion, or settling for second best.
If you don't say "hi" and decide to carry on fishing - Good Luck! (but be wary of what you might catch)
There's an awful lot of ladies on here claiming to be big footy fans. Wow, what a turn off - I hate football (there, I said it).
If I've clicked on your profile and not sent a message, its because:-
a) I'm probably too short for you
b) I live too far away
c) Your picture looks better as a thumbnail and blown up, is frankly quite frightening
d) I am sending you telepathic messages to contact me first
(actually, I very rarely message anyone anymore)
By the way, it's quite flattering to get a 'meet me' notification. But if you live miles away from Liverpool, it's probably not gonna happen. Ideally, I'd like to meet someone who lives quite nearby, and I'm keen to meet up and see if there's a spark, rather than play email tennis for weeks
wow, still reading(?) I'm impressed, fancy a drink???
COCKTAILS (you know it makes sense)
Maybe just an afternoon coffee and a chat
If you play an instrument, maybe we could bust a massive monster mamma jam
I dunno, I'm easy... Let's go and feed the ducks (to some crocodiles)