I work as an entrepreneur (and sometimes rock star) which basically means I goof off and entertain delusions of grandeur.
I'm extremely creative, I invent, sing, write, play bass, daydream, travel, take risks and experiment and contribute.
If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, drink, refuse to take sh*t from anyone, and am generally a ***hole, but you know... the fun kind that makes you laugh. If life were a series, I'd probably be the villain... but the one you're rooting for.
I'm the man who's totally comfortable making the first move; whether that's a soft romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against the wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.
Since I'm in love with my business, I devote most of my waking time to it... but when I decide to travel I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company ; )
I read constantly, mostly self-development books, and success biographies.
If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence", don't worry if you're nervous I'll just tease you.
I take care of my 91-year-old dad who's hilarious and a wise guy... just like me.
I'm not looking for the perfectly stunning girl, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you're not ALL bat sh*t crazy.
Let's see what else...
My house is near the ocean and I always think about the waves when I'm somewhere else. I'm going to buy a beachside mansion soon on St. Kilda beach in Melbourne with a private treehouse ride so I can hang out with Peter Pan and all the mermaids.
I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I cater to low self-esteem. I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister, with some playful banter... it's just how I roll.
P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange, then I'm probably just bored and messing with you. There's also I chance I'm interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.
We rendezvous at my hidden random parts pile and build a flying saucer out of scrap metal then fly it to a remote asteroid with John Malkovich then I wrap you up in black electric tape... I make you my Space Princess and we go on adventures!
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry... so I threw a coconut at his face.