ManOfNovelty: "You need coolin, baby I ain't foolin"
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Gloucester, Massachusetts
33 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Other
Caucasian, Sagittarius
ManOfNovelty isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Associates Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog Second Language German

About Me
I'm 33 years old and I work as an entrepreneur (and sometimes rock star) which basically means I get to goof off and entertain delusions of grandeur.

I'm extremely creative, I invent, sing, write, play bass, daydream, travel, take risks and experiment.

If that last line has you rolling your eyes, don't worry, I also drive fast, drink, refuse to take sh*tfrom anyone, and am generally an ***hole, but you know... the fun kind that makes you laugh. If life were a series, I'd definitely be the villain... but the one you're rooting for.

I'm the man who's totally comfortable making the first move; whether that's a soft romantic kiss on the doorstep or throwing you up against the wall and making out with you HARD... in the rain.

Since I'm in love with my business, I devote most of my waking time to it... buuut when I decide to travel I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company ; )

Most of my friends are artists (of various types) so having an interest in the arts is pretty important.

I read a LOT, mostly self-development and biographies materials.

If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence", don't worry if you're nervous I'll just tease you.

I take care of my 91-year-old dad who's hilarious and loves women... just like me.

I'm not looking for the perfect girl, I'm much more interested in personality. You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model... please prove to me that you're ALL not bat sh*tcrazy.

Let's see what else...

My house is near the ocean and always think about it when I'm living somewhere else. I'm going to eventually buy a 3 story beachside mansion on St. Kilda beach in Australia. I'll build a massive private treehouse ride against the ocean and hang out with Peter Pan and all the mermaids.

I'm not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I cater to low self-esteem. Until you impress me, I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.

P.S. If I send you a message that seems strange, then I'm probably just bored and messing with you. There's also I chance I'm interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.

First Date
You want to rendezvous at my hidden random parts pile and build a flying saucer out of scrap metal then fly it to a remote asteroid with John Malkovich then wrap you up in black electric tape... I'll make you my space princess!

'What would you call a dinosaur with a surprisingly impressive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.'

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