**If you dont want kids, dont message me
**if your a flake, dont message me
**if your end goal isnt a relatIonshIp EVENTUALLY, dont message me.
**if you are uber sensitive and take take a joke, dont message me
**if you won't dance, don't message me. There's a difference between can't and won't.
"We compliment those whom we think of higher stature than ourselves. Vanity and arrogance are less attractive than any amount of idyllic physical beauty. Learn some humility. Why ask for validation when you already think so highly of yourself that you think its acceptable to be a complete ass."
would someone please tell me what the fu*k "down to earth" means? im pretty sure it's not me. let's get a few important things out of the way, I have 8 tattoos and 7 piercings and have no intention of stopping there. I wear a size 10 in jeans and used to wear a size 26, and I am still working my ass off, and if that's still not good enough for you, fu*k all of you and your ridiculous size 4, 110lb standards.
im trying something different this time around. ive never been in a "normal" relationship. but that's not important. What's important is what i am looking for, and what i want now. i want to meet some interesting people, have interesting conversations, and ultimately find what ive always wanted without even knowing it. i want to be the mother f***in princess. not the princess in the whiney, needy, little bi*ch way.. this princess wears brass knuckles on one hand and carries her teddy bear in the other. i want to be important to someone, to be a priority. i want to be needed, but not in the desperate way. i want to feel passion and desire, i want to feel a fire that burns but doesnt consume. I want someone to be my solid ground, my North Star.
im not typical, or average in any fashion. try to put me in a box. i dare you. i abhor dishonesty, and people who tell you what you want to hear to get what they want. if and when i find someone to share all this with.. its important to me, to spend a lot of time with that person. i understand that life, and jobs and sh*t happens, but when i dig someone, i want to be with them. so. now that all the mushy stuff is out of the way.......
i love to hang out and have fun, go to rock shows, play darts.. movies are fun, especially at the drive in. i like to be around people and have fun experiences, but i also love to stay at home and cook dinner and watch movies in bed. i am a little girl at heart and if you get to know me you'll find that my hair is in pigtails more often than not. i collect hello kitty,. i love slipknot and cry at taylor swift songs.. i love harry potter and prefer my vampires to be bloody, not sparkly. just sayin. i have a lot offer different sides and interests. i stab people with giant needles for a living and have a culinary degree. you'll never go hungry if you hang around me. if anything grabs your interest send me a note.. you wont regret it i promise... here's a helpful hint.. i usually won't respond to messages without content.. like: hi/hows it going/what are you up to tonight? make it interesting.
here are a couple versions of my perfect sunday: (sunday happens to be my only consistent day off)
laying in bed all day watching movies, getting up only for meals and such
Hanging around seattle.. zoo, broadway, archy mcphees
packing a lunch and going hiking
driving up to the mountain and give me a lesson in snowboarding (cuz i dont know how)
those are just a few ideas. lets hope the 3rd try is a charm. happy fishing!
***I am not looking to be anyones hookup or booty call. Im not trying to be that girl. Also, it will probably take a few days of communication before I agree to meet anyone in person, a reasonable amount of time, and I certainly wont be meeting you
at your home the first meeting either***
Here are some things I hate.
·Olympia. cant stand that city
*guys who are "not single/not looking" wtf?!?!
•faux hawks on super skinny guys.
•shooting. I don't hate guns, mind you. But I don't wanna go shooting with you.
·Guys who wear skinny jeans
•guys who claim to be good guys,and then ask how good you are at sucking c*ck 3 messages in
•people who can't make mother effing plans, and/or can't stick to them!!!!!
•rednecks. If its in your name or you consider yourself one, not interested, sorry.
•excessive use of exclamation marks!
·guys that are a lot shorter than me in my 5 inch heels
**im not interested in dating black guys. please dont take offence. some guys dont like fat chicks, i dont dig black guys, its the same damn thing in my opinion. its a personal prefrence. dont judge me.
I'm a raver at heart. Lets go fall in love at foundation nightclub to some trance.
i don't eat much, so going out to eat is usually a waste of time.
i like coffee or walks on the waterfront on a nice day, darts are fun too.
anything where we can talk a bit and have fun