About karen
I enjoy country music. Brad Paisely is my favorite, when he dumps his wife
I will be available for him and dump whomever I am dating at the time.
Keith Urban is my back up, FYI.
You must have a picture of yourself to contact me...recent picture...
NO BATHROOM MIRROR PICTURES. Find a freaking friend
To take a nice picture. No side profile pictures that hide your big ass dumbo ears.
If you post a picture of yourself on this site,
it should be a recent picture not from high school,
unless you are in High School. If so, than you should get off this site.
Your profile picture shouldn't be your f**king dog, cause I will not
Date you for your dog no matter how cute it may be.
If you name your car please don't contact me.
If you own a pair of parachute pants,
trapped in the 80s or you wear really tight shirts
so that your muscles look bigger please don't contact me either.
If you drink protein shakes for breakfast, lunch or dinner don't bother.
I like to eat junk-food on occasion.
If you are wearing a wife-beater shirt in your profile picture don't email me.
I coach soccer for special needs children
they are much cooler than non-special needs kids.
I like dancing but I suck at it. I am white,
I have no dance coordination unless drunk.
However at that point who cares whether I can dance, I'm drunk.
Please don't waste my time if you are not interested in a serious relationship.
I have met too many fake guys and liars. I do not want to screw around.
Hate liars, and dislike being stood up. I can spot a player immediately.
I don't want someone to play guessing games with. I am extremely OUTSPOKEN and
tell it like it is. If you can't handle that...move on.
I don't understand why people put they like the great outdoors.
Do you like outdoors when its 13 degrees out? I like to be outside when its nice out. I like to
Be indoors when its not.
I don't wanna walk the beach with you if you have ugly toes.
I have nice toes.
I will not date Portuguese or Brazilian guys. So don't ask.
Basically, I want someone to love, care for, spend time with
Even if its just watching tv or visiting family. I d like to wake up
With someone in the morning and be kissed by that same guy each day.
I have four boys I adore, they are first for me.
They have a great dad, I am not looking for a replacement father, just someone for me.
So don't freak cause I have four. Triplets do not run in my family, just in the house.
First Date
I'd like my first date paid for by the other person, as well as the dates following. I'd prefer to avoid the drive thru on the first date, just in case you didn't know. I will not get on the back of your bike or handlebars when you pick me up. I don't care what kind of car you drive, just so long as your Mom doesn't come with us.
I like simple food, no fancy sh*t I can't pronounce.
I like movies, but not scary or crazy violent ones. I get nightmares and my mom doesn't live with me, so I wouldn't have a person to run to at night after a scarey movie. I prefer funny ones. Girlie movies, that most guys hate sitting through but they do it because they hope to get some later. (popcorn that is) I dislike watching movies with no real plot or story to them just because the girl in it is HOT or there's a slight chance of nudity in it.
A fork and knife are required when eating. And talking with you mouth full is a date breaker.
And you can't be stupid.
Or boring or dress like a nerd. Have some sense of style.
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