I have enjoyed being single for a while so now it's time to find an awesome nerdy dude to spend my time with. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic so you have been warned ;). I am not looking for 'casual', I actually want to meet and get to know someone. I am attracted to confidence, honesty, and humor. If you can't take a joke or are easily offended by anything, I'm probably not your cup of smart ass. I love cooking, traveling, movies, pretty dresses, and christmas music. If you want to know more, ask.
A few things to consider before you message me:
I don't do drugs and I don't care to be around anyone who does.
Also, if you live with your parents or on a friend's couch, or have small children, I'm not interested.
I don't like looking at pictures of people holding dead animals.
If you only have 1 blurry picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror, you won't get a response. And if you're not smiling I will pass you by. Nobody likes your ' thug' face bro.
I will not respond to a message that just says "Hi" or "Hey". Ask me some fun questions!
Please be honest about how tall you are because I like to wear heels. That translates to: Anyone under 5'9" need not apply.
And if you don't have hair, don't bother.
Also, recent events have brought to my attention that I actually have to say that I will not get involved with a married man.(Gross!)
This is a toughie! The only thing that comes to mind is mainlining tequila. Just kidding...it would have to be vodka. Seriously though, bowling or a pub quiz would be fun and its good to have an activity to keep the conversation going.