UnderWhelmed: Is there love after 50? Convince me.
Smokes Often with Average body type
Montgomery, Alabama
50 year old Male, 5' 7" (170cm), Other
Caucasian, Virgo
UnderWhelmed is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Porn Star

May 28, 2016 @ a Biscuits Game

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
Not looking for the storybook - I live in reality!

- emotionally available
- physically present
- SOBER and drug-free
- loves dogs, music and the beach
- can spend an evening on the sofa watching movies without pulling all her hair out
- no kids that can't stay home alone
- young mind, young body, mature morals
- looking for someone honest, intelligent and real

- not a morning person but will not reject morning sex
- occasional workaholic
- lover not a fighter
- heart on sleeve
- "giver"
- physically fit
- severe "geek"
- afternoon sex is good, too
- UGA fan but can watch Auburn without barfing - not 'bama, though
- despises NASCAR and country music
- not a regular drinker
- borderline OCD (neat, clean and very organized)
- trying to become fashion-conscious
- evening sex works, as well

You'd better snatch me up fast... I'm just about to give up completely!!

Good genes run in my family so I look younger than what I am. Looking young leads to feeling young! We all know that physical attraction is what makes the spark that lights the fuse. I tend to be attracted to nurses in scrubs - weird, right?

I tend to date women younger than me because they can actually keep up with me - in and out of the bedroom.

My life's motto is "DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO". If you can't or won't handle that, move along.

If you are looking to "date, but nothing serious", I'm not interested..... that's just mooching and I'm nobody's meal ticket!!

Last but not least, I'm not into serial dating. I'm not looking for a hookup. I'm looking for a girlfriend - with intentions of it progressing to more.

First Date
I usually don't get on this site until late at night so it's more than likely that I'll browse through, pick a few favorites and email them later. If I get a message between dinner and bedtime, I'll sometimes check it out and see if my interest is piqued.

I have never dated outside of my race but I am not completely opposed to it... she'd have to be a pretty special lady.

For those that don't understand how messages work... it is supposed to be receive then reply. If you don't reply, I won't bother pursuing. Pretty easy, right?

First Date I'm very easy to please. No movies on the first few dates... can't really talk much in a movie and it's dark - I wouldn't want to be taken advantage of. :) Let's come to a mutual agreement of where and when. How about you take ME out and surprise ME? I can't even estimate how much money I've spent on first (and only) dates. Show me that there was a women's rights movement for a reason

Post First Date If the spark is there, not necessarily a full fireworks display, we can go from there. Maybe a long walk or just sitting on a bench chatting, smiling and laughing.

How about something exciting and different like skydiving? An impromptu trip to the beach? Six Flags in Atlanta? Wanna take the dogs to the dog park? Let's go get you a tattoo (I have two)!

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