I'm not interested in anything long distance.
I like to make people laugh. I sometimes have the sense of humor of a teenage boy. I'm also super sarcastic. Too much for some maybe. Sarcasm means over or under exaggerating. I say it all with a smile on my face.
I suffer from wanderlust and b**chy resting face.
I love to nap and sometimes play outside.
I have tattoos. No tramp stamp or Asian characters.
I love kids and want none of my own.
I am a Christian. I rarely go to church.
I am mostly independent and sometimes opinionated. I am mostly open minded and sometimes vulnerable.
I love music and can’t be without it.
I want to see all the sights and do all the things.
I am sarcastic and serious.
I have a car and a house and a job and 2 dogs.
I have a passport.
I’ve never been married. I don’t plan to be anytime real soon.
I drive fast and listen to loud music.
I voted for Obama twice.
I’ll never be a vegetarian.
I’m not high maintenance and I don’t do drama – yours or mine.
I want you to be funny, open minded, adventurous, independent, ambitious, and eager.
I won't send the first message. Just say "hey"!
I'm not looking for an online pen pal. We can talk a bit before meeting but I think everyone agrees physical chemistry is important. Let's get that first "meet and greet" (coffee, drinks, dessert) out of the way so we can part ways or move on to the next step.