Nutshell version of me. I'm usually irresistibly Adorable ... sometimes Sexy as hell ... and always Smarter than the average bear. Oh and sweet! I'm very sweet and kind too.
I'm looking for an upbeat guy who's funny, easy to be around and easy to talk to. Someone truly genuine who is a kind-hearted person. If you're always cursin about how crappy this was or that is I don't wanna hear about it. And someone who knows the art of kissing would be great. If your tongue is hard get it out of my mouth. And if it's going around and around in fast little circles I just might run away! What is that? I do like muscles so I suppose they're a plus. I don't expect super cut or anything like that. I don't even mind if there's a little gut. I just like a man to be strong. A strong man who has a strong mind. The strong sexy smart guy - my kinda guy. I read profiles and I know you're out there. =)
What you don't know but might like to = I'm very funny (I crack myself up anyway) witty, generous - sometimes to the point of stupid, empathetic, kind to strangers and animals, passionate about everything I do. I respect the elderly, question authority, am proud of our troops, pissed off about the state of our economy and of course I like dogs too! Most importantly I'm just a really cool person. I love motorcycles and playing poker. I like shooting pool though I haven’t done so in quite a while. I suck at Darts and Chess but will never turn down a game. I like to roller blade but never learned how to stop ... so I need either a partner or a pole to bang into. Not attractive nor graceful but true.
I love going to dinner and to the movies and definitely comedy clubs and live concerts too. I do not care at all for rollercoasters but will hold your jacket and keys and be waiting patiently for you when the ride is over.
If you can honestly say that you use the Oreo cookie as the spoon in the Peanut Butter jar then you're my kinda guy! (cause there WILL BE crumbs in the Peanut Butter and I don't wanna hear about it)
Probably shouldn't be allergic to cat hair or dust, cause I seem to have an abundance of both and neither will be going away anytime soon I suppose.
***6/16/2012 -If you're "separated" ... you're still married ... Move on. If you know deep down that you're a scumbag - move on! If you're looking to make me the third for your threesome - move on! If your profile includes ... in any way .... "work hard play hard" OMG Move on! If you're married but sad - Boofreakininhoo for you and move on!
"If you never cross paths with the Devil, it's probably because you're going in the same direction."
That explains a lot of crap right?