In'm probably the exact opposite of what you're looking for. I am a smartass, and would probably say inappropriate things that piss you off on purpose. I'm boring, my life generally consists of working, and sitting at home watching netflix. my job sucks. And that pretty much sums it up. But on top of all that I'd like to think I'm a genuinely good person.
I was raised right, I'm respectful and was raised kind of old school I guess.
I keep getting asked this, so I figured I'd put it in here I no longer have my beard, although I'm sure I will get bored and attempt to grow it again eventually.