About Me
Since no one has figured out how to turn Reddit into a dating site, i'm stuck here browsing through your sorry ass mugs.
As for me? My 11 year old chocolate lab is my main man, UCLA, I've been in a committed relationship with a cougar, I own the kitchen, I like doing board sports, I have way too many acquaintances, I have a lot of useless knowledge, NYC is my favorite city, I like to do one handed cartwheels off of things, I build or tinker with most everything I own, I can be really charming, I like to swear, I am the co-founder of way too many things.
I'm here to make internet friends, said no one ever.